Not if you’re assuming (incorrectly, but that’s beside the point) that they wouldn’t necessarily be great readers in English (yes, everyone, I have now been informed that English is Ghana’s official language, you can stfu about it) and expect it would take 10-15 minutes to go through the whole menu—not to mention…

He grinned at me, lifted his kilt and without even hesitating, flopped his sad, exposed wiener onto our stainless steel counter top.

Of course, he really should be redirecting people to the appropriate email:

I can only sleep on a bed made of whipped cream, so I get it.

A “whisper” of butter = approximately 1/15th of my sanity.

I am an unapologetic “Steggy” fan, but I too loved Roger and Marie the most. “A bottle of champagne for my mother.” Ha!

I really don’t think Sally hates Don. He might think she does, but I don’t think she actually does. She just sees him as a flawed person, and she’s also angry and sad and scared.

This is just further confirmation of my theory that Paul Rudd made a deal with the devil and put a curse on the entire cast of Clueless in exchange for eternal youth. Think about it.

Not really an encounter. More like a lack of encounter. I ushered at a theater where Bill Cosby was performing and my job was guarding the backstage door. Before Mr. Cosby entered, we were informed by a nervous staffer that in no circumstances were we to try to meet his eye. Apparently exchanging glances with His…

Did you ever see “Living in Oblivion”? The main character has long been rumored to be based on Pitt. I can’t remember if they covered the smell thing, but he’s portrayed as a completely self-absorbed douche with the world’s tiniest brain.

Bill Clinton is as devastatingly charming in person as he appears on TV. That’s all I got.

You might wait, but the Publisher might not. They have to hit dates, or they have release windows that coincide with large marketing initiatives, or they want to release during a certain season. Additionally, a developer might not even have enough money to fund development for the time required to “finish” the game.

Nope, he’s still David Schwimmer :(

Vickie Gunvalson.

My Season 10 predictions:

The Tito’s/Tanqueray thing reminds me of this time back in my mid-20s when I went to this party my then-roommate’s friends were throwing. I didn’t really know the people at this party, but there was free booze, so whatever. I’m making random small talk with this dude who, it became quickly apparent, was a total…

Well, that may happen if you eat gluten.

“you’ve never worked with the general public before.”

I’ve been working with General Public so long, he was just Lieutenant Public when I got started.

I’ll speak for the rest of the United States here: “Fuck off Brooklyn, you’re not wanted here.”

I miss Robin Leach.