You need better memories dude.

Won’t anyone think of the children!?!? They need to learn that killing a dude is a-okay, but refusing to do a horse-and-pony show is a fucking crime against humanity.

I don't see how he can say he's "doing fine" he's wearing an adjustable hat backwards.

I think Kevin Garnett calling him a “cancer patient” during a game, and then later backtracking to claim that he said “you’re cancerous to your team”, is what keeps ‘em coming back. It’s not “alopecia is opportunity for cancer joke” (I think!), it’s “hey, remember that time Garnett was an amusingly huge douche?”

Cardinal fans don’t want the accussed actions of a few to represent all of them. “Most of us are classy enough to call him the n-word in the privacy of our home around only friends and family.”

The theatre: where fans are deliberately placed to where they can potentially interfere with the play.... then get kicked out of the theatre for interfering with the play, as if the possibility of it happening never even occurred to anyone before.

I was wondering when we’d see Pablo Sandoval on TV again.

There is a reason this has no stars. It’s because you are a twat.

You’ve obviously never baked a bundt cake for your wife.

Panda would’ve swung at it. Vlad would’ve hit it.

Can I still use ‘dank’ when referring to good weed?

What are you talking about, he’s done wonders for Clay Buchholz’s confidence. Every time Clay shits the bed and gives up 6 runs in 4 innings he always says that he was one mistake away from a great outing and that he was hitting his spots but hey, you know, the guys on the other are pretty damn good too. God I hate…

And then the rest of us will mention that he is a rapist.

...cream cheese, proper hugging technique, beer cans, Kobe.

yeah, I gotta say, that is one Bin Laden-lookin-ass photo of a white guy.

Pitchers hitting is still stupid.

“Skipper Bruce Bochy should find a way to get this guy more at-bats.”

Well bully for you. But my PC is NOT in my living room. Nor is there room for it. And it's anything but silent. And it cost four times as much as an Xbox One. SO you know... glad you're happy, but your solution is not for everyone, and certainly isn't for me.

Good job stepping on a joke with a terrible follow up.

Greg is the only person in that room dressed like a respectable human being