You need better memories dude.

Won’t anyone think of the children!?!? They need to learn that killing a dude is a-okay, but refusing to do a horse-and-pony show is a fucking crime against humanity.

I don't see how he can say he's "doing fine" he's wearing an adjustable hat backwards.

I think Kevin Garnett calling him a “cancer patient” during a game, and then later backtracking to claim that he said “you’re cancerous to your team”, is what keeps ‘em coming back. It’s not “alopecia is opportunity for cancer joke” (I think!), it’s “hey, remember that time Garnett was an amusingly huge douche?”

Cardinal fans don’t want the accussed actions of a few to represent all of them. “Most of us are classy enough to call him the n-word in the privacy of our home around only friends and family.”

The theatre: where fans are deliberately placed to where they can potentially interfere with the play.... then get kicked out of the theatre for interfering with the play, as if the possibility of it happening never even occurred to anyone before.

Those aren’t bulldozers, they are front-end loaders. This is a bulldozer.

I was wondering when we’d see Pablo Sandoval on TV again.

A little off-topic here, but does anyone else see a ninja turle in the green and red building. I have to wonder if that was on purpose. It even looks like it’s grinning with “happy" eyes. The grey one next to it looks like a whale or something.

Alphabet City? Or City McCityface?

There is a reason this has no stars. It’s because you are a twat.

You’ve obviously never baked a bundt cake for your wife.

Panda would’ve swung at it. Vlad would’ve hit it.

Can I still use ‘dank’ when referring to good weed?

Who watches the Watchmen?

What are you talking about, he’s done wonders for Clay Buchholz’s confidence. Every time Clay shits the bed and gives up 6 runs in 4 innings he always says that he was one mistake away from a great outing and that he was hitting his spots but hey, you know, the guys on the other are pretty damn good too. God I hate…

And then the rest of us will mention that he is a rapist.

...cream cheese, proper hugging technique, beer cans, Kobe.

yeah, I gotta say, that is one Bin Laden-lookin-ass photo of a white guy.