It was a blizzard - it shouldn’t spill.

I do not care for condoms, as a lady. I don’t like my vagina smelling like latex.

Can we combat this stupid soup (soupid?) diet fad by sharing our favorite soup recipes?

It looks like one big tampon commercial.

I did too!

Yup. My Catholic HS’s sex ed was light years better than what I got in 8th grade in public school. Even BC was covered with the caveat that Catholics weren’t supposed to use it.

While we’re at it, can we stop calling tips “hacks”?!?!

my sister and i were 7 and 5, respectively, and it was the same at our house! i still remember this wedding and i remember also watching Andrew & Fergie, and of course, William. my sister and i will continue to have a lifelong fascination with this family and there is no shame in our game.

>>He crossed his leg and started filing his gnarly toenails. I practically sat on MrPeaches lap for the rest of the flight.

Diaphragms were awesome for birth control. By the time you were able to get it in right you were too tired to fuck. I remember one time (in band camp) in college laying on the bathroom floor crying. The preparation of damn thing made it one drop of nonoxyl 9 away from being as slippery as a greased pig. The metal…

I was gonna say it’s a bad week to work Customer Service for United, but it’s probably always a bad week to work Customer Service for United.

It does seem as if some fairly crucial details were left out of this reporting.

Female recreational cyclists do not generally need to push their limits, race against time and increase their adrenaline when riding rough downhill trails. They just want to enjoy the time spent in nature on the bike, and their expectations on the bike are completely different from the men’s professionals’. They look…

These gentlemen are goddamn adorable. Wishing them so much continued happiness!

Kinda not ok. But the main problem seems to be on the photog’s end, sounds like he was more focused on drumming up new business than shooting your wedding.

so cute!!

I don’t know if they’re still doing it, but Shintaro sushi restaurant in Hollywood used to have avocado tempura. Which sounds...weird, but is actually HOLY FUCK AMAZING.

I object to zucchini and eggplant not being listed together as the disgusting tie they so clearly are.

I approve this list and it is almost enough to make me forgive you for your pizza topping rankings.

Honestly when I get dumped I go into a cycle of “all men suck” so it likely wouldn’t matter HOW attractive the dude was. If he was MORE attractive than the guy who dumped me, I’d think he was trolling me or something.