My absolutely wonderful fiance is the same with the meandering stories. And he'll say, "Anyway, long story short" like five times while he's telling it. I finally lost it one day and interrupted him with, "IF YOU SAY 'LONG STORY SHORT' FIVE TIMES DURING A STORY, YOU ARE NOT MAKING IT SHORT!!!"
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I actually had really good and comprehensive sex ed at my Catholic middle school, which included birth control and condom talks. They framed it in such a way that it was like, "oh, and here's that bad, bad, bad, bad, bad science stuff that keeps people from having too many babies. I'm going to teach you all about it…
I would hope that the writers of Jezebel are aware of the great diversity within Christianity. Not all Christians are white evangelicals or Catholics or from the Bible Belt. Even within Catholicism there's quite a bit of diversity in terms of theology and cultures. The cause of this disconnect is not the Christians,…
Coming from a hardcore Catholic family, the only ones still going along with the anti-birth control thing simply haven't popped out enough kids yet or haven't inherited the wonderful endometriosis or PCOS that plagues the majority of us.
Better than Underage Pink.
I'm sad about this incarnation of Madonna. She's Madonna...she doesn't need to try at all, so why is she trying so hard?
"Me taking pictures of you naked without your consent and posting them to Facebook is really ruining my life. I am being VICTIMIZED by these people who think my actions were morally reprehensible and illegal!"
ITS RIGHT THERE ON HIS IPHONE THAT HE DEFINITELY DOES NOT USE TO TAKE PICTURES OF PASSED OUT GIRLS OF EVEN THOUGH HE TOTALLY SUPPORTS HIS FELLOW BROS BROING OUT WITH THEIR BRONESSSSSSSS
Guys, if your life would get ruined when people find out about something you are doing in secret, maybe it's not a good idea to do it at all.
Can I just take a moment to say... I had my share of passed-out-drunk nights throughout college (a decade ago, wow) and I was always taken care of by my friends and acquaintances - both male and female. Not intending to take anything away from the terrible-ness of this story. And I do agree that in general, frat…
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Mo'Nique "Ma Rainey" (HBO Films):
And then, one day after the club and sleeping into 11:30 thing is long behind you, you have a kid who can't tell time yet and doesn't understand how Mommy can magically decide that he needs to fucking get in the car and go to school even though the sun just came up and it is clearly still jammy time! And on one level…
Fuck yes we are serving with custard.
girth for the win!
All children lie. Some less, some more, but all lie on occasion. I taught first grade for 18 years. At this age some kids still have some fantasy thinking going on, and sometimes they truly believe what they are saying even if they know you saw the opposite. "But I just SAW you do it. Just now." "I didn't do…
I think we have to remember not to lie to them either. I've told my kid about drugs and alcohol and sex and how I used them irresponsibly and the consequences of that. I was honest with him and we have a really good communication system. I know he doesn't tell me everything because that's not healrhy either but I know…
can we retire this song already???