Whoa! whoa! whoa! Get those facts out of here! Our President got opinions!!!

Dude’s committed to the schtick. Note the dates:

Seriously. That was the closest thing to real-life NBA Jam Ive ever seen.

If you can't look at that video and see how ridiculous that is, I kinda feel sorry for you

Charley: Ok, say it with me Kyler - “I’m a 6'5 white QB with a lunch pail attitude and a heart of gold!”

So EXOS hired failed GMs, who don’t know how to draft well, to HELP potential draftees do better?

To really put the duration of this contract into perspective, when it expires, R. Kelly will try to have sex with it.

Going to an Asian Massage in a low-rent strip mall with all the windows blacked out and then complaining that it wasn’t a classy fine linen spa with classically trained masseuses is like eating sushi at a Nebraska truck stop and then complaining that you got a tapeworm.

I wish my kids looked at me the way Thomas's does after being out of work for 11 months

It’s tough to see the Raps move on from Jonas but it does have to be said that while he was a big, sweaty European, he wasn’t the biggest, sweatiest European. 

This is bullshit. Wake Burneko up out of his cantankerous slumber and force him to detail his team's unraveling, goddamnit.

having long accepted that his basketball operation is run with all the wisdom and attention of a dog startling itself out of sleep by farting on its own nose

+1 username synergy

Motherfucker, we didn’t elect him. Blame the rest of the dumbass country for this, it wasn’t our fault.

Watching Wall try to transition into a $40M/yr spot-up SG might actually break Burneko. Man’s gonna be outside chopping wood at 2am just whispering weird shit.

Wizards are going to have to declare a national emergency to pay his contract.

At least he’s got great fundamentals, and his game isn’t based solely on speed.

A.) No problem.

So for those of you who don’t know why this hire is dumb, essentially what happened is the following.

When a man’s hair shows you what he is, believe it the first time.