Holy shit, dude. +1

I choose to believe Mr. PalestinianChicken is clever and did it on purpose. 

I am glad you didn’t change the Melon auto-correct. It is a very fitting name for him these days.

Fucking great. This will legitimize the MAGA lies that Chicago is full of black men who can’t stop shooting.

When Melo meets Jabari for the first time:

Want to love it. Don’t love it. 

Let’s see you guys make a jumpshot with your mom on your back.

The cameras were just to make sure Embiid wasn’t living there rent-free.

Ebony wood do that.

It’s a catchy fucking song. I didn’t even hear it, but after reading this article it will be stuck in my head all fucking day. Fuck. Thanks.

Dumbell Bozo Twump needs to see the rapist, I meant therapist. See what this guy did by making America grapes again. The trickle down effect has increased my punctuation. I can read and write essays with acronym's and text. 

And he had a sense of humor along with a quick wit.

The Aristocrats?

Superfluous Bol

Man... that Bol guy ... sure is super.

I don’t watch basketball, but this guy should definitely keep working to get that last n so he can finally become a full melon.

Y’all Queda?