“Also hearing a lot of players were entranced by Butler’s unique aroma and animal magnetism. Several asked if they could move in with him and just marinate themselves in his powerful, masculine splendor.”

Where have you been? He’s part of the extended Butler family, brother to Said Butler and Heard Butler.

Who the fuck is Told Butler?

It's funny because the average American can’t tell teams from the AL West apart.

I know this is random but I'd give money to see Aaron Judge in a Judge Dredd costume. 

“And by the end of the year, we’re all going to want to eat Bullets.”

Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy yam, shimmy yay
I’m giving you this star so that you can take it away

Unlike O.D.B. the referee didn’t like it R.A.W.

Fuck. Now the Knicks have no chance to win the title!

Yea l was surprised Reaves opened up his yap on Wilson hit after the cross check shot he gave Carlson that played him out plus some other borderline hits he had...Not saying Wilson didn’t deserve a penalty but Ref decided the out come by way too many no calls and luckily this game truly was ready to get out of…

I wasn’t even sure they had whistles except for offsides, goalie freezes, and icings. They let a ton of shit go... the goal that the Knights scored after cross checking the defense man; the slash and cross check to Oshie in front of the net while the Caps were on the PP; the extra whacks on the goalie, way after the…

You have to be kidding me. You think that should be a major and a game? I’m a Caps fan and I’m not a fan of him making that play because it’s unnecessary. But good grief, a major and a game is possibly the dumbest take you could have here, it’s almost as if you’ve never watched a professional hockey game before.

That was a quick moving play and borderline hit at worst. It’s solid shoulder to shoulder and if you’re going to move the puck in the neutral zone you need to be ready for that hit. General rule of thumb when you’re learning to hit is pull up if its going to be from behind or in that weird 4-6' from the boards, but…

I’m going to disagree that that deserved a major plus game misconduct. It was a clean hard check (clean in that it wasn’t aimed at the head or similar) but it wasn’t violent IMO. I also find it strange that it isn’t until 56.5 that it mentions that a gamer comes when you cause an injury, something that is almost never…

They weren’t booing! They were just saying “Fuck Yooooooouuuuu!”

“Are you saying Boo, or Gui?”

They’re not booing, they’re saying “Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-dy is an asshole and we hope he dies in a fire.”

First you say he’s too good for the minor leagues, then you say he should be playing for the Blue Jays. Which is it?

As a general DC sports fan, and a die hard Caps fan, I have been waiting for this moment for years. First of all, fuck all of you. Second, fuck all of those people who are chirping about how making a conference final doesn’t mean anything. Well, it was tough for us, SO BACK OFF. Finally, to Ovi and the rest of the…

Pittsburgh got their wish, they don’t have to play against Wilson again this season.