First time I have seen Melo come through in a clutch situation.

well he sure as hell cant go on the defensive amirite

He’d only pitch 30-35 games, so 125 games as a DH gets you 500 ABs right there. And there’s nothing saying they can’t use a stream of pinch hitters on the days he pitches after he leaves the game, just like they do in the NL. They’ll have an extra guy on the bench since they’re not using the DH on those days.

I had to look at that photo three times before I realised that was the backdrop and not her hair. o_____o

So, he is Merlin’s brother, Merlot?

You’re giving the tRumpers way more credit for intelligence than is deserved. Kimmel’s playing checkers, at best. The other side can’t differentiate between their own assholes and any other warm, slightly aromatic opening.

Wow, it’s almost like the protests, like the national anthem itself, have nothing to do with the troops and everything to do with the dehumanization of black people. Who knew!

I think Godzilla speaks for all Nats fans:

The NY Post headlines desk suffered a series of erection-induced strokes at the thought of the Ball vs. Wall matchup

More like Pittsburgh Stealers, amirite?

Shouldn’t it be “Facetimed Into a Team Meeting” not “Facetimed Into A Team Meeting?”

This is unsurprising to anyone who’s paid attention to the Colts for the past decade or so, since the only O-lines Jim Irsay cares about are crushed up oxycontin.

Man, that video is a lock for sure dread.

He took over for T.J. Beatitjustalittlebit

The E stands for Enormousmoney. The S stands for Superlotsofmoney. The P stands for Pleasegiveusthemoney. The N stands for Nmoney.

I agree - Gattaca is great.. and, like the best s-f movies, has more than one science fiction idea in it (like most of the movies on this list).

Gattaca, I would argue, has aged better than almost any movie on this list. Not exaggerating.