Gattaca blows away half of these movies.

What about “Gattaca”?

Meanwhile we can’t figure out how to eject “GET IN THA HOLE!” guy at golf tournaments.

Every major Chicago team has a title within our lifetime. Fuck off you with your Bill Simmons lite woe is me bullshit.

Trainer: How are you feeling today, Vlatko?

The AL West and the NL East are effectively locked up already;

Why is there a toad sitting next to Louie CK?

“No honey, it’s Jake from State Farm!”

I hope they caps lock this guy up

What exactly in the fuck is going on here?

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big idiot’s beef

this is exactly why I’ve never dated her.

Without his two points per game, the Celtics have a smaller chance of winning it all.

Isaiah Thomas Is Out For the Rest of the Playoffs

also, to the point of this article, I think there doesn’t need to be any feeling bad for DC sports team and their fans, because we have more than enough pity on ourselves in the ocean of self-pity that we float on in a little life raft of eternal hope for a championship. The city may burn down if the Skins ever win a…

First of all, *F* Michael Wilbon and his “sorry, no account” loser self, to borrow one of his favorite old phrases he’d throw at every DC sports team. Being an opinion columnist in DC (I won’t even give him the credit of claiming to be a journalist) and peddling his terrible hot takes made a lucractive career for…

Counterpoint: He made the shot so fuck your stats.

Well, yeah. The Brewers (along with the Rockies and Cardinals) have access to all the watery piss they could ask for.

despite their ages, he and Brees seem like they could still really be a couple of ..uhh... lethal weapons?