Oh, don’t you worry. The two Immutable Laws Of DC Sports dictates that this good feeling gravy train will eventually derail in a morale destroying mega-wreck, and Dan Snyder will continue to be a gigantic pile of shit barely masquerading as a human being

I know earnest does not work well here, but fucking good for him. Just a guy in the NFL who wants to do right by the kids and who calls other guys out for charging them — even if on behalf of a charity that these kids have no responsibility to support? Hell yeah.

+0 or 1

“Just what are you implying? Go fuck yourself, man!”

It’s the Browns. This is like Schrödinger’s Draft Pick. Whoever they choose has a 50% chance of being a dead cat.

No, no, they were saying Boo-urns! Boo-urns.

I’m surprised Boogie isn’t grabbing more than 6.6 rebounds for these Celts

Stevens: Isaiah, I think using some small ball in the second half can really help you out there.

“Listen, either you play my music, or we’re playing nothing at all!” - James Dolan.

Things That Are Gonna Get You:

I hear his brothers are really messy, though.

I wonder if he is related to Kirk in some way. But in what way? Brothers or a nephew maybe? Or even some other relation that I cant seem to think of.

They goddamn better!

I stand corrected: you’re the f**king worst.

Tearing your Achilles is the f**king worst.

this is like that scene in gladiator when joaquin phoenix has russel crowe take off his mask and the camera just slowly zooms in on joaquin phoenix’s lip for the next two hours

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

Lena Dunham? Leon Durham? Larry Doby?

“Bad Mario”?

Come on, man. Camel toe was RIGHT THERE.