heyheyhey!

Obama vs. 45...

+0.9

Ernie Grunfeld (Wizards GM) has never met a major leg surgery for a superstar he didn’t love to ignore out of existence.

Hell yeah. I am irrationally happy about a DC team just making it past the 2nd round.

I’m just looking forward to seeing what kind of motivational socks RG3 has waiting for Lamar Jackson when Lamar arrives at rookie camp.

Scott Brooks: “So Sorry Bradley, forgot to tell you there’s an NBA playoff game going on! Sorry again, but you actually need to show the fuck up and not shit the bed for playoff games. Remember when you asked for a max contract? This is where max contract guys earn their money. You wanna go ahead and set an alarm on…

sadly, very true.

Life, death, taxes, and Washington Sports postseason dumpster fires.

At least we can amuse ourselves this offseason with completely ridiculous trade scenarios like Kawhi Leonard and Pau Gasol for Otto Porter, Morris, Sato, 2019 1st that the Spurs would laugh at, just to make up for the fact that the Wizards were widely…

Another option would be the transition tag, but according to Corry, the Skins would not be able to get draft-choice compensation (likely a third rounder) if Cousins were to accept an unmatched offer under the transition tag.

Bolo Yeung and his Punch Out Super Macho Man pecs for the win.

instead of smoking cigs after, you enjoy some hard candies that come inside a red and green plastic wrapper make to resemble a strawberry. Also, Werther’s originals.

I myself shred the abs with cattle bell workouts.

my first thought when I saw that photo also.

+1 stealthy career earning $50mm over 13 seasons (and counting)

Thunder Dome: Pedant vs. Didact

two men enter... one man leaves

WHAT? What’d you say? You called a fraternity a FRAT?

That’s not cool. Because you wouldn’t call your country a c*nt, would you? Didn’t THINK SO

I still enjoy his calls at the line. “READAAAAAAAY”

booooo +1

I, for one, welcome our eventual Boogie Cousins/Deandre Jordan overlords.

I shudder when I think about the haul the Wizards are going to give up in a few weeks for half a season of Deandre Jordan. Leave it to Ernie Grundlefeld to make the pathetic Clippers front office look good... he’s never met a future draft pick he…

+1 obligatory “your defense is offensive”