I’m fascinated by the AL vs. NL argument here for which league would be better for him if he wants to be both a hitter and a pitcher. I assumed the AL would be better for him, but it doesn’t seem as cut and dried.

Yeah.

vin-i, vidi, vici

+1

fuuuuuuuck. RIP Terry Glenn.

goddamn Ernie Grundlefeld.

+1 musky opening

I see what you did there. Thanks Dennis.

+1 godzilla building kick.

as a Washington fan, pretty sure this is word for word what I texted to all of my buddies as soon as this game was over.

+1 glorious.

+1 take my star. dreadful.

top three.

Yes! Gattaca! Dark City, Total Recall, Strange Days.

that’s all incorrect. They actually kneeled just screw me, mooPs, as I had Over 49 points. Thanks for nothing, Human Red Tomato/Kool Aid Man Andy Reid. THANKS

the “MASHED POTATOES!” guy is the worst.

can we pause for a second and note that in his random hypothetical example, health insurance costs TWELVE FUCKING DOLLARS per year?? I mean, how out of touch can he get? We’re waiting for this guy to fix our healthcare?

he’s also fighting Floyd, who called Pacquiao a “yellow chump” ahead of their fight and said this on a video he posted himself to the internet:

oh f*ck off. It’s not uncool to like Durant because he “wanted to win”. It’s uncool to like Durant because he took the easy way out to a championship, and many NBA fans hold their superstars to a higher standard in competitiveness and representing the city that drafted him and supported him.

+2 conscientious heel spurs.

Stephen A’s modern interpretation of Abbot & Costello: “HU’S ON CRACK!”

yup.