Shawn Green? More like Bubba Watson!

so basically Kenley Jansen is the human antithesis of the Nats bullpen this season.

Obama would have been man enough to do it.

You would think at some point they would just learn and shell out some money for a real closer + bullpen instead of emptying out the top of their farm system to trade for a closer every trade deadline and a center fielder/leadoff hitter every offseason. Same story for at least three years in a row.

I’d argue the opposite - the NFL is the ultimate meritocracy. As long as you have enough elite talent to make it worthwhile, there will be some NFL team willing to put up with your baggage.

I’ll say it anyway:

They added the Rashad/Khloe story into the new American Gods tv show.

also, to the point of this article, I think there doesn’t need to be any feeling bad for DC sports team and their fans, because we have more than enough pity on ourselves in the ocean of self-pity that we float on in a little life raft of eternal hope for a championship. The city may burn down if the Skins ever win a…

First of all, *F* Michael Wilbon and his “sorry, no account” loser self, to borrow one of his favorite old phrases he’d throw at every DC sports team. Being an opinion columnist in DC (I won’t even give him the credit of claiming to be a journalist) and peddling his terrible hot takes made a lucractive career for…

things to appreciate besides rings, like the constant flow of whiny ass Bill Simmons tweets he’s sending from the back of his WAAAAHHHmbulance between bites of cheese with his whine?

my throat still hurts from yelling at the TV last night. Stupifying. Brooks is clearly great at developing talent, but in-game adjustments he’s like a zero. Can the Wizards hire an assistant coach to specifically deal with rotations? Something akin to an NFL offensive coordinator calling plays... an NBA bench coach…

I’d like to think that Pierce was certainly a good influence on the development of the younger Wizards, but I’d stop short of giving him so much credit for Wall and Beal stepping up and being so good together this year. Porter was also pretty mediocre last year, first year post-Pierce. I’d give more credit to Scott…

exactly. What a bullshit backhanded take by Simmons. Give the man his due when he hits a monster clutch shot to beat your team. He acts like the Wizards completely robbed the Celtics of that win with a lucky bounce. It wasn’t some lucky rebound put-back to beat the buzzer or even a horrible unintentional bank-in…

they’re too old for this shit.

shutup you!

Silly me, to be worrying about getting bounced by a dominant looking Pittsburgh in the second round (AGAIN). Caps playoff collapse-pocalypse came early this year.

Dear Cleveland Browns Fans,

NAH

the well mannered Kirk Cousins just politely asked, never demanded.

How about Tom Gugliotta. An original big white dude who care score 20ppg.