hey hey hey... hold your horses. At least the Nets traded for the Wizards’ first round pick at the trade deadline, so they got a little something for their troubles.

this is the culmination of years and year of Snyder screwing up and fucking over people that’s finally coming back to bite him. Revenge of the Shanahans.

tough when Paul George is taking all of his rebounds.

Dammit, after the “getting zorned” headline, I showed up for the me-so-zorny jokes in the comment section.

Jay Williams went by Jason in college. so Jason (Duke, Motorcycle), Jayson (Nets, Shotgun), and Jason (Florida, White Chocolate).

I tried really hard to be positive about this trade, but before addressing the trade... seriously... how long can this fuckwit Ernie Grundlefeld get away with mistake after mistake in free agency and horrific drafting outside of the top 3 picks in the draft? He’s been the Wizards GM for 14 fucking years!! 

+1 star, once removed

I’ve been waiting to see this article, Burneko. What a turnaround from the pathetic start to the year.

+1 soft tissue damage, amirite?

+1 ungloved acquittal

+1 scene stealing cleft lip

+1 gag inducing unnecessary topless scene

Don’t look now Burneko, but the Wizards have won 6 of the past 8 and 7 of 10. The worst bench in the league is showing some signs of life

+1 wario gold coin

+1  sybian

I still remember when under Wes Unseld’s tragic/epic run as GM, the Bullets had one of the whitest teams this side of the Boston Celtics. A near whiteout on the floor: Tom Gugliotta, Scott Skiles, Rex Chapman, Don Maclean, Calbert Cheaney. And they were still more watchable and competitive than this current Wizards…

And to think, I was actually looking forward to seeing Sato play this season.

• “Jesus, haven’t we faught enough over lifeless bodies talent Christmas weddings?”