For those of us outside of whatever state you're in, WHAT IS A PROPERTY TAX STICKER? Is it inspection? Registration? Something else?

A helpful article would be "Get your car registered you Tea Party bum."

I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know my cheddar biscuits will be free. And I won't forget the men who died, so I can bitch about automatic gratuity.

So....were the "Air Force" sons in Lawrence's story threatening to bomb San Francisco if this restaurant didn't give them a military discount? I'm trying figure out if they could have possibly meant anything else.

"If there were ever the perfect use for the metaphor "killing an ant with a sledgehammer," the Pentagon's use of fast fighter jets and strategic bombers to fight guys with AK-47s and old Toyota pickup trucks would be it."

UPDATE: My friends insisted that I return after only 3 days. The place still blows.

“Complimentary hat was quite prickly and uncomfortable.”

There’s gotta be some sort of middle ground between the open-combat free for all and the carefully guarded Kingdom of Boredom portrayed above (although it does make sense for the teenie-tinies). How about a free-range egg hunt with a “bag limit”? You get to find and keep five. Not twenty. Five. And no parents are…

“Restaurant food was decent but I had to provide my own bread and wine. The next day I was nailed to a plank of wood and died. Would not recommend.”

What if we treated white men like this just for, like, an hour a year? So they know what it’s like.

The grunt or snarl is what puts me over the fucking edge (to be fair, I was teetering on the edge for the entire excerpt). He’s basically shocked that she doesn't act like an animal! Fuck him right in his racist fucking neck.

When things like this are published, it reflects poorly on the entire newspaper/blog/journal. Not a single editor looked at this and said no?

The woodland shade, man. I don't even.

I got towed once at a college apartment complex after I went through great measures to get a visitor pass. I called the tow company, asked them to look exactly where the pass was supposed to be, and lo and behold, it was there. They brought my car back right away and apologized. I was very polite and never raised my…

Anyway, let's make a movie about Michael Jackson prank calling Russell Crowe, the end.

After watching this video, I'm at a point where I think this game's continuity would be served better by all contestants already being dead or something, just beating the hell out of each other in the afterlife. Like some kind of Mortal Kombat Valhalla.

Meanwhile, Herry Patel, the Days Inn general manager, told Harlan the wage increase is, in his words, "bad for Arkansas. Everybody wants free money in Pine Bluff."

You told a minimum wage employee to talk a reporter on the subject of living on minimum wage & you fired her when she said how tough it is? That's like encouraging someone to kick you in the balls & then having them arrested for assault. What the hell did you think would happen?! I know I've used this analogy before…