its zayn.

Of course. If Colorado is any indication, though, legalization seems to have improved the state and safety http://www.drugpolicy.org/news/2015/01/m…

What could it possibly do that puts other people in danger? The most dangerous drug for other people is alcohol because it leads to violence and antisocial behavior. The only threat that cannabis has is to cheetos.

Oh please expand on cutting weed down with other drugs. I am dying to hear this.

"I used to watch Scrubs after school every day."

Cruz was valedictorian of his high school, graduated cum laude from Princeton, where he was a champion debater and graduated magna cum laude from Harvard Law, where, like Obama, he was a editor for the Harvard Law Review. A professor described him as "off-the-charts brilliant." Cruz is no idiot, he's just a giant…

HIS WIFE WORKS AT GOLDMAN SACHS I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS

Insufferable: An M. Night Shyamalan Film.

It hides his control panel and/or his lizard neck

Absolutely not. This is unacceptable. This is America. It is 2015.

what in the actual fuck is this shit

Just so I get this straight, you are complaining about excess chemicals in store bought ketchup and mayo, right?

Nah. The difference here is the difference between someone concealed carrying a handgun downtown, and someone downtown taking out their handgun and stroking it lovingly while eyeing you with a crazy stare. And then patting the "no parking" sign when you drive slowly past, looking for a parking spot.

This is quite honestly the most inexplicable and obviously awful corporate idea I have ever heard of. They would have been better off reminding people they offer health insurance to their employees, unlike most independent coffee shops or fast food joints. For that, I have never hated Starbucks, but this "race…

It's Florida. You never know what you'll see.

Yeah! Hell, why not just shoot him from the patrol car? THAT would put an end to it!

This is just what police do.

I am pro-tipping and pro-tipping generously but 30% as a minimum is nutty.

How many of us have NOT committed crimes and can't get published? Guess being a boring, normal, law-abiding citizen isn't nearly as interesting - or worth nearly as much attention.

Guess being a boring, normal, law-abiding citizen isn't nearly as interesting