I genuinely enjoy The Sandwich Council of Winter Haven Florida’s take on sandwiches.

This is why you need to keep simple syrup on hand, beyond the obvious cocktail and iced tea and lemonade and icing and guzzling when no one is looking applications. I am very fat.

The irony is ain’t no one ask the little boy if he wanted the visits.

I’m a CPA. Twenty-seven years ago I was preparing an income tax return for a doctor. In his list of deductions was “probe - $14,000.” I went to the partner in charge to ask what kind of a doctor he was, and if he had more info on this probe. An hour later the partner came to my cube and said, “he’s a urologist, and…

I grew up in Georgia ( the country). In the 90s, recovering from the soviet collapse and with all the ex-soviet people in govt. positions, the country was a hell hole. To have been inside a car, was a cool thing as a kid. Sure, I had been in busses, but only a handful of times had I sat in a car.

I really don’t mind after these long police chases that endanger everyone else on the road if a guy gets a little beat down. I have no idea why, but it’s the only time I kind of revel in it.

Well I don’t, so there.

Several years ago, some friends and I all chipped in to buy a heavily used mid 90's Ford Escort. Base model, 100-ish hp, no options, close to 200k on the odometer...I don’t even think it had A/C. All told, I think we snagged it for about $200.

I know I’m in the minority here, but damn. That thing is ugly.

Obviously you pay interest, but anytime the interest rate is less than your investment’s return rate, you are making money by taking the loan instead of using cash.

Chrome wheels on an anything other than a vintage muscle car or hot rod should be punishable by Prius.

I used to think that way, but when I can get .9% financing on a 100k car why wouldn’t I? I am having a great year(s) in the market and putting that money to use.

This was good. It’s so exhausting being told Jordan this, Jordan that by (typically) 20ish year olds. Any team would’ve been mopped by this year’s Warriors.

who cares though? LeBron’s talent is in getting the best shot for his team every time down the court. He played well enough to win. It’s not his fault they were -12 in the 2 minutes he took a rest.

MJ can be the best at taking the last shot, there’s no way to know MJ wouldve had the game that close in the first place.…

Because apparently I was Don Quixote in a previous life and enjoy jabbering at windmills, I tweeted at Don Van Natta, “Ask MJ about Paxson or Kerr sometime. The best player on the planet trusts his teammates and makes the right play.” LeBron’s been doing that since it was Donyell Marshall in the far corner in Detroit.

I vote for this style

+1 for Phobosshine

Because people don’t deal in facts. They deal in emotions. And if daddy’s 1987 GM wasn’t reliable, then they must not ever be reliable.

They should cut him some slack, he was just trying to take his date to her high school prom.

From a Tim Kirkjian article a few years ago about “retaliation”