You gotta rake the lawn to remove any litter like that before bringing out the mower. What I’m trying to say is that you started mowing too soon....junior.

Let’s say, hypothetically, I were to put the sugar in the tank of the sheriff’s car, and slash the deputy’s tires so they don’t get very far when they finally get the word that there’s a been a hold-up? Uh huh?

So if your house ever gets broken into or your car stolen, cops shouldn’t come investigate because they should only worry about drugs, terrorism and human trafficking???

Would that be Kitty or Karen?

#Rimshot

I wondered why that tire was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

The meeting seemed to be going well. Then suddenly, for no apparent reason, my colleague and I were tired.

Yeah it would be nice if he would talk about something other than Jeeps 95% of the time.

Just wait until United Airlines tries parking one of its planes in front of its house and the neighbors start complaining...

There is no way the flight crew let’s a dude rack out couch style during taxi and takeoff. This couple sounds totally full of it to me. If they went back to their seats peacefully no way they get removed. They are lying their asses off in my opinion.

That man screams “Brunswick high class of 82". Well, figuratively. Literally he screams “IT’S A CARICATURE”

3 cool men doing manly stuff like drinking beer and watching manly football in their man cave... because men are so primal that they spend their time in a fuckin’ cave! I don’t know how this term became popular, but I cringe every time I hear it.

Makes sense. They should just come standard with a salvage title to save time.

it was created by a blindfolded child using only an etch-a-sketch...its a travesty and a crime against design.

There’s no reason not to! They’re a teen! When you have a car break down as a teen, it’s a fun adventure with your friends, not a catastrophe, because you’re taking your second wife’s sick parakeet to the mortgage office! Why not live a litte? They’ll have plenty of time to be crushed by the world and learn that their…

The name is cool though, sounds like some sort of burrowing savannah critter.

Completely irrational, but when I see one in public my lip sneers and I get legitimately angry.

Welcome to industry buzzwords! Where everything is made up and the cars don’t matter.

McDonald’s pays a decent wage for the work being performed. I worked there as a teen and was treated well, and learned a lot about the responsibilities of being employed. I didn’t earn much money ($4.25/hr back then), but I consider it to have been paid training.

Thumbs up for surviving!