We bought a Mazda3 in 2010, and I walked into the dealer thinking I’d be okay with either. Then I realized how goofy it looks in sedan form, and now every time I see one, it makes me wonder why someone would buy it over the hatch. (I bought the hatch for all the extra space afforded by fully folding back seats, not…

Y’all have a funny definition of the word “pretty”.

“Republicans would make no such mess to tell someone else what they can or cant do.”

I would never work with a financial advisor as crass as you, even if you could make me the next Howard Marks.

Nah, Matchbox always felt plasticky and cheap compared to the die-cast Hot Wheels. Hot Wheels all the way.

The 1st-gen Talon without the flip-up headlights is one of the best looking cars I’ve ever seen.

All Paganis are ugly as sin.

Ha yup, I know that area well. My buddies and I used to joke when we first moved to town that if you didn’t know where you were, you didn’t need to panic because you were probably on a Glebe.

Which neighborhood in NoVa? Because, honestly, just about every street in a 50 mile radius centered on the Capitol becomes a parking lot at that time of day.

When somebody’s dumb ass drinks raw milk and gets sick, necessitating a hospital visit, which then increases MY premiums, then do I still look like a busybody?

You’re got-damn right we are.

Amen. Technical masterpieces? Sure. Beautiful? F no. All those insect-eye looking lights and tailpipes and horrible mirrors ... yuck.

My son (14 months) just yanks his suction cup bowls off the table and throws them on the floor. Avoiding a mess is impossible unless you just feed him outside next to the hose.

Just accept your fate and get a minivan if that’s what you need. Ain’t no shame in that!

Pining for a new Chrysler Pacifica. I’m such a dad.

This dude’s a legitimate dang hero.

Calling a cop a “pig” hasn’t been funny or clever since Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar did it in 1992...when I was an immature kid.

Hey, we found the 12-year-old!

The fuck’s your deal? Dude was happy with his gas mileage, and you jump on him for his decision. You must be a joy to hang out with...

“I must say: sometimes it’s difficult to see a huge resemblance between the new JK Wrangler and an old MB or CJ (see the picture above)“