That is just sad. How did she not end up with broken wrists?

Watching pros work a double-end bag is a thing of beauty. Absolutely amazing. I don’t think you can appreciate how incredible this is unless you’ve tried it for yourself.

Jesus. If his legs are this veiny, what does his dick look like?!?

I think it hurts him in the Jackson v. Riley debate. Riley’s success in the front office, creating very different and successful rosters for the heat that have had a good string of success since 2000, is damn near unparalleled and certainly blows Jackson’s record away.

Can we send someone from Bild over to Baylor?

Thanks for posting that. I always think of Ainge as an asshole, but I really needed that reminder of just how gaping, flaming, and hemorroidal an asshole he truly is.

Yngwie Maimsteam

Brutal. +1 knee.

Considering your username, that’s really embarrassing.

Further, what even is the value in segregating racing by gender? Are women-only races any less dangerous? Are the crashes any less brutal, the fires any less hot, the bones any less broken if men aren’t involved?

Do not taunt Enhanced Vehicles.

Wait, they’re going to sign the medieval barber?

The pathetic thing is that he doesn’t need bankruptcy. It doesn’t sound like he has a ton of debts — he has maintenance costs on a bunch of stupid toys, and spends a ton of money on consumable shit. He needs to hire someone to sell his stuff, cash in on a few more shitty movies, and NOT BUY NEW STUFF. This is, no…

We have retired racing greyhounds. They can be great dogs, but do not do well with non-greyhounds. I usually say, “Please pull your dog back — mine will probably think it’s a rabbit.”

They don’t always have to be somebody else’s dildos, my friend. You should stash some dildos of your own, just so the next owner has a good story.

I enjoyed your book. I’d probably come to your book tour if you were coming anywhere near me. But Kinja just suggested your “pain is a blessing” post from back when your son was born, and I’m an idiot so I read it again, and it put me back when my sons were born premature 17 years ago TO THIS FUCKING DAY and I teared…

Solid call with Meddle, though I’m not as much of a fun of their really early stuff like Piper. But now in my office I’m listening to several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a Pict.

Thanks and back at you.

NCAA: “Goddammit, Pitino, you can’t go around paying for your players to have consensual sex! You will forfeit your wins, pay back millions, serve a suspension, and that assistant is fucking GONE!

She’s an immigration lawyer. That’s maybe half a lawyer at best. Trust me on this one.