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14. Gorgon

Ken M?

a high-energy, low-thought atmosphere

That’s usually the key to cramming it in.

I think I’m your reverse doppelganger. I do a lot of woodworking, but never worked on any cars at all until recently when I replaced the windshield washer fluid pump.

Not as bad as his follow-up question: “So, uhh, are you into fitness?”

+1 The only thing older than that reference is me.

Hey Alex, at least they didn’t ask her who won the gold for women’s soccer in the Olympics...

Is that where he was when he banged your mom? #throwbackFriday

You really brought it together at the end.

He’s definitely gonna burn in hell.

I haven’t seen someone from France get burned like that since Joan of Arc!

Congrats! Those are great results. How did you find this trainer? What’s the cost? We need details!

We should note that, by our math, at roundabout $60 for an eighth of marihuana, 60 pounds of weed would be about $460,800 in street value. Dilworth police, where are you buying your weed?

Both the background (that’s the AAA over the trunk) and the car color are most definitely Miami.

Max dropped a deuce on all of them.

Garnett is pissed, and he would definitely kick Taylor’s ass if his friends weren’t holding him back.