It sounds like a Socratic dialog, but where Socrates just said “Fuck it, I’m not gonna pretend to be stupid any more.”

/throws flag

That’s a viable solution if you’re only using 6 per side. But the article is about doing heavy deadlifts.

Outside of their star freshman, the Bears have a lightning bolt in point guard Manu Lecomte 

The resemblance is uncanny...

That must be why I found my remote inside the microwave...

Now the girls would turn the color of an avocado
When he’d drive down their street in his El Dorado
Why he was only 5'3"*
Girls could not resist his stare
Mr. R was never called an asshole

This is the closest comparison I could think of, though I guess the Kumite wasn’t exactly “legitimate”...

And the Picasso, egg,. and lamp were definitely NOT laying on top of two dead hookers!

+1 busy bee

Thank you for highlighting the real lesson here: WORK THE BODY. Leaves no marks, and you’re less likely to hurt your hand if you hit ribs or kidneys instead of jaws. This is basic stuff, people.

Those go in checked luggage, unless my target is on the plane...

No buttons, zippers or pockets? I’ve got the perfect outfit.

That’s great. +46 and 2

IIRC, Wilt was playing competitive beach volleyball and considering going pro at age 50. Let’s see Shaq try that shit.

Julius Erving?

“Does my tie smell like chloroform to you?”

So maybe the Bowling Green Massacre was just an enormous pileup?

I saw them perform on the Grammys or whatever awards show that was. I’ve never seen a group of established rock stars try so goddamn hard. It was sad.

As a 46-yr old Dad who plays guitar and has a band....yeah. But fuck it, because we have fun, and friends and family come to see us have fun.