+1. Maybe some replies will help this comment fly higher...

Hole.

Rae Carruth?

Not just NCAA, but Baylor. That’s just...wow.

Since he was suspended for a full year, we know the answer is not “his wife’s face.”

Next year, exclaim loudly, “Thanks, Mom! I’ve really gotten used to jerking off to the swimsuit issue without charging my iPad first!”

My favorite (should start at 2:09)

I hope you posted this in the other story about Wendy’s tweeting the Pepe meme.

Nothing matters anyway.

He always unleashed the fucking fury!

I really hope you responded, “Will you limit our call to 140 characters?”

I love that song, but DLR threatening to “hunt somebody down” is some great unintentional comedy.

Exactly! And that’s why I always root against Watford.

Normally, that’s a good point. But this is Watford, and the animal on their crest looks like what happens when a moose fucks a giraffe outside Chernobyl. It sure as hell isn’t a hart.

Thanks! Lets see if we can make your username obsolete...

• “PER WIFE PATIENT SAT DOWN ON A SCREWDRIVER AND IT WENT UP HIS RECTUM”

It would be much easier to focus on my habits if my fucking gym hadn’t just closed. Thanks for screwing everyone, David Barton Gym! (Mine was in Miami and was notably shitty-er than any other David Barton Gym anywhere.)

Menomonie reminds me of this:

As a former collegiate baseball player who saw some hazing, let me point out one important thing:

This deserves a lot of stars. I come here for the dick jokes, but stay because someone throws out a great reference that parallels the discussion. Bravo.