I may have followed your brother to work today - no lie, a Prius with 3 Ironman bumper stickers, a Hillary sticker (I’ll vote for her, but no f’ing way will I have a sicker), and a vanity plate that said “IRONLAW.”

Do you find that the brighter lights also induce the “deer in the headlights” reaction, so that your targets stand still and are easier to hit?

Sure — that way, it’s a core workout too!

Is it me, or do the bumpers look kind of janky in those pics? Like they’re not on straight?

Does listening to Westwood One work? When I was younger (way back in the day) we used to mute NBA on TV and listen to Chick Hearn over the radio. But with the seven-second delay now you end up with a weird disjointed experience.

If your kid means that much to you, I assume you play the drum section at the end of your namesake song for him/her. One of my favorite songs...

The only saving grace was that the beasts weren’t in the house. They got in through the garage, and then made their way through a sealed portion of the attic to an accessible portion of the attic -- but other than the garage, they weren’t where we were.

It’s always the ones on the left..

Goddamnit, those backward fucks DO NOT deserve to have an In N Out.

You get bitten by a radioactive spider, and for one day you can be best in the world at anything you choose - and you will be given the proper forum for your skills. So, best running back, get to play in NFL; best hitter play in MLB; best brain surgeon, get to operate at the Mayo Clinic; best guitar player, play a…

I was hoping they would bookend this post with something along the lines of “Last night, Broncos’ D was like a jailbreak.”

We had roof rats a/k/a tree rats in FL. I fought those bastards for a year. We’d see them, set traps, seal holes, and drive them out. But the little sons of bitches are DETERMINED. Every time, they would be back in about 4-6 weeks. Lather, rinse, repeat. Brought in a pro, who recommended bait stations as the only…

SPLICE THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP!

I was all set to make a snarky comment until I saw the Hummer pic. That motherfucker stole Popeye’s forearms! He can open a jar of pickles for me any day.

Is The Great Ungreying being followed by The Great Regreying?

It’s also no surprise that those three homers came on 3 really, really shitty pitches.

I thought Trojans were supposed to protect your junk...

I can usually get through about half of the fan emails. I didn’t even try this time.

Hear it from Patriots fans!

Majestic. +2.