Isn’t that George, and Paul is over to the left?

I don’t think it is her. Taylor Dayne was a singer in the early 90s with big boobs and long blonde hair she used to cover her face, which was, unfortunately, not as attractive as her boobs.

Here's a two-word reason the old folks will understand: Taylor Dayne.

Vanilla Ice is, without question, a bitch; therefore he cannot be one of Jay-Z’s problems.

I’m pretty sure that, um, “water sports” are not new to her.

...can make crab cakes.

I know who this guy is voting for...

Pimp

Yeah, but a vulva pic gets you a dirt star.

And so I can take some of my ill-gotten gains to join a damn gym. Pipe-cleaner arms is a bad look.

I’m sure Dick Vitale saw nothing wrong with this play.

Are you at least going to investigate whether Ted Cruz killed 5 hookers while he was at Princeton?

Two-factor identification doesn’t help much when one of the factors is, at most, a two-digit number. And I would be the first to buy a Carmelo Anthony jersey with the number “C4RM3!!0"

“I love Metallica, but i just fuckin’ hate Metallica, you know?”

You too! Here’s a belated +1 on your first reply.

What, you’re still trying to find your dad?

Podcast?!? This was a bigger tease than my homecoming date in 9th grade.

Mozzarella sticks? Bacon fries? Or a hobo’s dick cheese in the men’s room? They’ll all kill you. Everything will. Enjoy Arby’s.

I don’t know which I like more — your name or your comment. +2?