Knurled...for her pleasure...

Thanks for stirring up all the dust in my office, man. Everything was JUST FINE until you came along.

Q: Thoughts on LeBron’s game?

Everything always seems perfect just before a “tragic accident”...

They were fun to watch even when they sucked. Seikaly! Harold Miner! I was there when PJ Brown threw Charlie Ward into the first row, though I was too high up to see much. That was such a hard-fought series...

As a Heat lifer —- here’s your +1. Mostly because fuck Dan Gilbert.

CARDINALS BUSTED FOR IMPROPER PROBING AND PENETRATION

Abso-fucking-lutely. +1

More like Dominique Wilkins — you think he’s badass, but then loses the dunk contest to Spud Webb.

For runners, roadrunnersports.com has a great return policy. For VIPs ($5 per year) you get discounts and a 90 day return policy which includes any amount of wear and tear.

One time, I was driving my buddy and his girlfriend to a party. She was so horny she dragged him into the back seat while I was driving. Being a gentleman, I whacked off quietly as I drove.

Is the dead GF still in the trunk?

Good point. I think he has the songwriting credits for most — if not all — of the APC stuff.

And yet, the entire catalog for A Perfect Circle is available. I'm not complaining, but WTF?

Which member of the bronado is most like Turtle? Who is the Lloyd of the crew? Is Kai Korsmo one of Huntington’s bro-pals listed in the piece? Is he an E, or more of a Drama?

Maybe it’s the “Lemon and Manufacturer Buyback” in the title description that makes it so exotic...

Apparently Dave Coulier knew about Caitlyn Jenner’s secret for 25 years.

Ashamed. You can feel proud when you hit double digits.

Where else would he bury a busload of passengers?!?

Calling Deadspin LLP — isn’t the FCPA (and the even more onerous UK anti-bribery act) lurking over this like a dark cloud? Are people at Nike, Adidas, and ESPN losing sleep over this shit?