Clearly they did not make their saving throw.

He will bathe in nothing but the finest recruiting letters, while eating the freshest strawberries imported from Nepal...

Cooper Carter is a great name because old guys like me think, "Hey, that kid has two last names," while everyone in his class thinks, "Hey, that kid has two first names."

He's happier about getting wrecked than Kyle Orton!

Hah! But the flip side is great. I fly to Arizona for corporate meetings every fall. Bailing on part of the conference to watch college games starting at 9:00 a.m. is GLORIOUS when you're used to the 12:00 start.

Yeah, Orenthal James Simpson would like a word with you...

Thanks! From your review it looked like this stuff might need to age for a bit; I think I'll just enjoy it instead.

I live in Miami. I just ducked into a convenience store for a gallon of milk. At the register, I saw a four-pack of the BCBS stout someone had left behind; I suspect they saw the $26 price on the register and took a pass. I did not.

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I'm pretty sure that me driving that beast would fuck up some tree's day — even if it's just from me running into the damn thing...

My favorite Clapton* song - are we still doing covers here?

Agreed, always loved her voice. But isn't it amazing that the same band* that did that song, and this one below, recorded "We Built This City"?!?

Here's an interesting and unexpected tune from Joe Satriani. Just for shits and giggles.

The Herald ran a story this morning claiming that Nebraska is interested in hiring Golden. That would be the best news for Canes fans since Mizzou hired Frank Haith.

Here in Miami we know exactly what you mean - except we'd kill to have a coach with a record like Pelini's. Instead we seem to be stuck with Golden (losing to Virginia and Pitt back to back?!?). Hello .500...

Keep your HamNo out of my Burneko!

Based on these tweets, I'd guess it started as foot cancer.

Never thought I'd see a monkey transform into a human either...

That's definitely not metal.

"Crap, and that one led me to this one. There's a whole lotta stretching goin' on."