It’s time to hold the conspiracy caucus in Congress accountable.

So why did Paul Manafort give polling data to a Russian operative?

If it actually exonerated him, we wouldn’t have Barr’s summary at all. He would have simply passed along the full report so every news station could read it and Fox News could broadcast it 24/7.

Meanwhile 10 miles away the schools struggle to have books and computers.

Given that Georgetown Law is ranked 14 in the nation and how much time Tiffany spends partying and socializing while she's supposedly enrolled, I’m going to assume the admissions bribery nonsense also extends to graduate schools now.

She must mean “longer than the nights.”

“In the northern hemisphere, days will start getting longer”

Jared Kushner seems like he’s the equivalent of a sentient bag of marshmallows wearing cotton Dockers

“On Jared’s office walls at 666 Fifth”

It’s a shame that The Good Fight isn’t on regular network tv. I wanted to watch it, but not enough to get another damn subscription service.

Really, the only people dumber than trump are the people who voted for him.

How many of the more recent fatalities were due to the plane being shot down by Donny’s best friend Vlad?

Whoa! whoa! whoa! Get those facts out of here! Our President got opinions!!!

Always seeking to go one unnecessary step further, when often old and simpler is far better.

This administration is scared of smart people, so they don’t hire any to do the prep.

He’s a destructive thief

Why should I care or get upset about an infinitely powerful being...

I saw The Passion at age 14 when my Catholic high school bussed the entire student body over to the movie theater to watch it the day after it premiered. Because I was already an atheist and also a wannabe anti-authoritarian punk, I thought it would be funny if I loaded up on snacks and made a running MST3K style…

I’ve been saying this at least once a week now:

I can’t understand a word she says, but that video is a great visual guide for the hausfrau technique. I can’t go as fast as her but it’s really not that hard to get a good rhythm going. Much easier than trying to mash that dough through holes that are too small.