All I know is I very, very fondly remember a time when the ads stayed outside the videos.

I always assumed Trump was boinking her. Maybe she agreed to wear the Hillary Clinton wig again.

I’m still waiting for a woman to come forward with her playboy Donald Trump paid for my abortion story. Heck, I believe there are many kids out their with Trump’s DNA who don’t have his name.

Every scene I’ve watched on Youtube have made me want to watch the first chance I get. It reminded me of a Wes Anderson film.

My current attitude towards Bernie Sanders is while both he and Biden are old men, Sanders looks old and recently had a heart attack. BTW, four weeks from today I’ll be 64. I’ll never forgive Sanders for walking of the floor of 2016 Democratic Convention in a huff immediately after turning his delegates to Clinton. I…

The Super Bowl is on tonight? Great, it’ll give me a chance to watch the rest of Dr. Zhivago.

Someone please ask Trump Jr. if the story I read somewhere is true, that once when Trump Sr came to pick him up at school and found him not wearing a business suit his father slapped him and made him change clothes.

“War Mustache Goes to Washington” from March 2018 is my all time favorite Jezebel, possibly anywhere, article title.

He wouldn’t be by any chance be for pseudoscientific anti-homosexuality conversion therapies?

Years ago TCM ran a Studio Ghibli movie every week and every week I discovered a new movie that became a personal favorite. It was a magical time. I consider Spirited Away the equal of The Wizard of Oz.

It’s been 25 years since I was a lab tech who hung around the ER a lot, but chest pain and shortness of breath always got you a quick trip to the back to see a doctor and often got you put in room 1 or 2 the crisis rooms.

Here’s hoping Kushner’s stint as Trump’s campaign manager works out just as well as it did for Manafort.

What I’m hoping for is this is the year we get a Dune movie that makes me completely happy. I’m still waiting for a period faithful War of the Worlds that I’m satisfied with.

I really really wish the secret service that guards former First Lady Clinton would go have a talk with the little shit, preferably in a dark basement.

During the winter my father leaves a kettle of water on the stove on low heat all day for instant hot water. I’ve always wondered if an electric kettle on keep warm would use less energy than a gas stove burner on low.

I was torn deciding between these two. How long’s going to take? Two weeks.

I’ve always wanted to go up to Tom Hanks and tell him, “you can win Golden Globes and Academy Awards by the truckload, but Bachelor Party is still my favorite movie.”

BTW, since Trump was impeached last month I’ve been speculating on whether he would try to start a war to distract the country from his problems. Guess I was right.

I’m not so much afraid of Russia, China, and the United States having nuclear weapons. I’m terrified of Donald Trump having nuclear weapons.