I was starting to get very excited about this up to the moment I found out it required a VR headset.

The only thing that would be more shameful is if someone had nude photos of the First Lady. Oh wait....

The greatest mystery in modern medicine is, if you aren’t supposed to put Q-tips in your ear, why do they fit so perfectly?

They look a lot the plants I found on our front porch after the temperature dropped down to 13 degrees last week.

I want something like this to happen to Trump, but I always imagine starting at the top of airline steps so he rolls down to the bottom.

When you say “flat line,” did you mean cardiogram or electroencephalogram? I’m convinced Trump is proof that it is possible for the latter to go flat while the former continues.

I don’t want Trump to die. I want him to permanently stroke out.

Am I seeing this correctly, make a contribution to the RNC and you helping funnel money to the president’s already rich entitled son?

I want the Planet Hollywood “grab them by the …” video to play on a loop outside the White House.

We also been misspelling Kyiv, Kiev. Yesterday I looked into the Kiev pronunciation thing. I sort of assumed the two diplomats knew how to say at correctly. I got the impression “kee-ehv” is a corruption caused by how Russians pronounce it (remember the Soviet Union). I also got the impression that while “keev” is…

I use a permanent gold filter with my brewer. I like to let the filter sit in the collected cleaning solution for a while. The filter shines up a bit.
I want to know how to get scale off a tea kettle. White vinegar doesn’t seem up to the job. I’d like to try Lime Away, but I’m reluctant to get it anywhere near…

I wish people would follow him and her around yelling “how’s the mother of your five kids doing?”

Thank you very much for your reply, it was very helpful.

I remember reading Tom Clancy Red Storm Rising (1986) and the Soviet Union attacked a naval convoy crossing the Atlantic. A large swarm of Soviet bombers approaches from the north drops their cruises missiles and turns with hardly any retaliation. Then everyone waits to see how many ships make it and how effective the…

I was only flying commercial for the second time in my life when shortly after take off I watched a flight attendant lead someone from the cockpit quickly down the aisle to the back of the plane, then rush back to the front of the plane. This was followed by what had to be an unusually quick and tight turn to return…

Trump IQ 45

“At some point you draw the line.”
That’s true, but that line comes after the local newspaper, the biggest paper in your state, The New York Times, and The Washington Post.

Future Quote to be forever preserved behind a beaded curtain in Trump’s future presidential library.
“I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”

Melania’s signature perfume.

All I can say is may Trump’s desire for his estate to pay less enheritance tax happen as soon as possible or immediately.