I was only flying commercial for the second time in my life when shortly after take off I watched a flight attendant lead someone from the cockpit quickly down the aisle to the back of the plane, then rush back to the front of the plane. This was followed by what had to be an unusually quick and tight turn to return…

Trump IQ 45

“At some point you draw the line.”
That’s true, but that line comes after the local newspaper, the biggest paper in your state, The New York Times, and The Washington Post.

Future Quote to be forever preserved behind a beaded curtain in Trump’s future presidential library.
“I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”

Melania’s signature perfume.

All I can say is may Trump’s desire for his estate to pay less enheritance tax happen as soon as possible or immediately.

So secretly he wants to shoot his girlfriend with an arrow?

All I can think is he’s showing off the bimbo he divorced the wife of his FIVE kids to be with. Great Republican Christian values like his father.

I used to work in a hospital. A white lab coat which I had and stethoscope borrowed from a nurse made you a doctor costume, easily the most comfortable costume ever.

I saw images from this game months ago and for some reason I find those shoulder flower things haunting and creepy.

Like my momma used to tell me, shit looks like shit acts.

I can’t figure out the tone of this article. Are they saying chocolate bars are bad (blasphamy) or that just HERSHEY chocolate is bad?

McConnell looks like he already died but the Grim Reaper forgot to come for him.

What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs and makes a slinkity sound?
A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing!
Everyone knows it’s Slinky.

It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky, It’s fun, it’s a wonderful toy.
It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky, it’s fun, It’s a wonderful toy.
It’s fun for a girl or a boy.

What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs and makes a slinkity sound?
A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing!
Everyon…

Eric Trump Stares Into the Void
and doesn’t realized it’s a reflection of his soul and intellect.

It’s like irony and hypocrisy are not only dead, they never existed. I feel like the structure of reality itself is failing.

The most remarkable thing about this photo is it came from Trump who was stupid enough to tweet this out and think it made him look good.

Sometimes I can’t tell if Trump is trying to demonstrate how powerful he thinks he is by not even trying to hide the corruption. Other times I believe he does it to give congress something to get him out of a job deep down he knows he’s unqualified for and failing at. I then conclude he’s doing both at the same time,…

1. Captain Crunch
2. Cocoa Krispies
3. That peanut butter cereal I can’t remember
Fixed your list.

Hershey’s Chocolate bars.
It’s chocolate, do I really need to give a reason why it’s the best?

Hershey’s Chocolate bars.
It’s chocolate, do I really need to give a reason why it’s the best?