Future Quote to be forever preserved behind a beaded curtain in Trump’s future presidential library.
“I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”

Melania’s signature perfume.

All I can say is may Trump’s desire for his estate to pay less enheritance tax happen as soon as possible or immediately.

So secretly he wants to shoot his girlfriend with an arrow?

All I can think is he’s showing off the bimbo he divorced the wife of his FIVE kids to be with. Great Republican Christian values like his father.

I used to work in a hospital. A white lab coat which I had and stethoscope borrowed from a nurse made you a doctor costume, easily the most comfortable costume ever.

I saw images from this game months ago and for some reason I find those shoulder flower things haunting and creepy.

I used to work in a medical laboratory drawing and processing gallons of blood. I’m constantly critiquing fake blood. The two biggest faults are, real blood is not transparent, it is opaque and thickish, and the color of a lot of fake blood is too brilliant a shade of red.

It’s Sifl and Olly
the Sifl and Olly show

Like my momma used to tell me, shit looks like shit acts.

I can’t figure out the tone of this article. Are they saying chocolate bars are bad (blasphamy) or that just HERSHEY chocolate is bad?

McConnell looks like he already died but the Grim Reaper forgot to come for him.

What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs and makes a slinkity sound?
A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing!
Everyone knows it’s Slinky.

It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky, It’s fun, it’s a wonderful toy.
It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky, it’s fun, It’s a wonderful toy.
It’s fun for a girl or a boy.

What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs and makes a slinkity sound?
A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing!
Everyon…

I loved batteries not included,it was incredibly sweet.

Like I’ve been saying, all the movies after the first three originals are what happens when CGI overcomes story telling.

Eric Trump Stares Into the Void
and doesn’t realized it’s a reflection of his soul and intellect.

It’s like irony and hypocrisy are not only dead, they never existed. I feel like the structure of reality itself is failing.

The way to confirm this is to ask him if he is flipping people off, then after his vigorous mocking denial watch for an increase in the number of people he flips off.

The most remarkable thing about this photo is it came from Trump who was stupid enough to tweet this out and think it made him look good.

Sometimes I can’t tell if Trump is trying to demonstrate how powerful he thinks he is by not even trying to hide the corruption. Other times I believe he does it to give congress something to get him out of a job deep down he knows he’s unqualified for and failing at. I then conclude he’s doing both at the same time,…