I ordered an Impossible Whopper Burger recently out of curiosity and really liked it. I’m pissed they didn’t exist 30 years ago when I actually still was a vegetarian. I remember really liking veggie hotdogs that came out of a can.

The flavor reminds me of an orange cream soda

He never looks comfortable, he never looks happy.

You say Chelsea boot, I say Beatle boot.

You say Chelsea boot, I say Beatle boot.

Sorry, but I only worship in the One True Church of Monty Python.

Heres your Nobel Prize.

Tomatoey bean juice, yummy soup.

In the past Trump has asked the military why he can’t use nuclear weapons like regular weapons. Recently he has suggested nuking hurricanes. As he starts to worry over the next year that he’s going to lose the election and starts to realized people don’t like him and especially that he’s vulnerable to criminal…

Since we all are supposed to be descendants of Adam and Eve (color me skeptical) aren’t we all sort of the same race in a biblical sense?

It had all the force of when your boss “suggests” you start showing up to work on time.

I was bored and the background wasn’t complicated, plus I hate Trump.

Today is Keanu Reeve’s birthday

I guess he treats category 5 hurricanes like his daughter Tiffany.

So to further the discussion we were haveing a week or so ago, at what point in Hurricane Dorian’s path did Donald Trump want the Air Force to drop a hydrogen bomb in the middle?

This does.

Despise Trump, pity us.

You do realize he’s literally clinically and metaphorically insane?

How to make chicken teriyaki, à la mall food court
I talking about Sarku/Sakio chicken. I don’t know how wide spread they are. They are usually handing out teriyaki samples close to the same guys handing out bourbon chicken samples.

How about “Democrats Make Sure You Vote! Don’t Let Electoral College Steal Another One.”

Never played the game but my favorite band YES did some music for the first Homeworld, twenty years ago. I saw The Ladder Tour it was part of.