“clenching his butt”
He needs to tighten those rectal muscles prior to going to federal prison. I hope one day he’s in a prison shower and some big burly guy says to him, “hey daddy’s boy, you and your pop didn’t give soap to young immigrant children, so why don’t you come over here and pick up the soap for me and my…

The problem with the country and the world lately is it can sometimes be hard to distinguish satire from reality. Things are so bad I’ve once or twice seen the headlines for post from The Onion and for a brief moment thought they were real.

I looked this up. While I didn’t know this one, I did know “primae noctis” I think from Braveheart.

I can’t imagine why I would want a refill of burnt tasting coffee whether it’s free or not.

Okay, while I didn’t finish reading the article I did watch the preview. I love Cats, but it bothers me that the the person singing the show’s signature tune “Memory” doesn’t sound to me like they are doing that great a job. They appear to be trying to make these humans actually look like real cats, as apposed to…

“Behold...a cinematic adaptation of one of the most dizzyingly atrocious musicals of all time.”
I’ll never know what this post was about. I stopped reading right after the first sentence as you showed it is possible to be 100% wrong. I’ve seen touring productions of Cats twice and own a DVD of the Broadway show I like…

Trump really does have an knack for being strategically very rich or very poor depending on what the situation requires.

I despise Melania for one simple reason, I am positive she knows things that would end Trump’s presidencey overnight. If she needs more money, she can write a tell all book after the divorce.

A cake can receive now higher complement than “can you make this for my birthday?” I still to this day remember seeing a recipe decades ago in Woman’s Day magazine for a chocolate cake that stood out because each slice supposedly had 700 calories. It’s the frosting that turns a regular chocolate cake into my favorite a…

I’m just in shock. Lucas county is basically the Toledo metropolitan area. I lived there for while. An African American law enforcement officer would be that uncommon.
I had read the article but not watched the video yet. This wasn’t just the Toledo metropolitan area, 4 Seagate is right in the middle of DOWNTOWN…

“Article II allows me to do whatever I want.”
Article II Section 4 tells congress how to deal with a president who thinks like this.

I absolutely love fellow Python alumni Terry Jones documentary history series Crusades (1995). He had a way of making the times come alive and seem a little silly. I love his other history documentaries too when they show up. Heck, John Cleese did a great documentary on wines once.

Is it too much to hope Acosta is disbarred?

I can’t decide who’s creepier, Jeffrey Epstein or Jerry Sandusky.

I would like to see a film made from the Broadway play production. Something like the Cats DVD I already own.

“Mother--Blood!

Yesterday I Google Map “Pedophile Island (actual nickname).” It looks like Epstein has stripped it almost bare and one really good hurricane would wipe it off the earth.

I’ve always wanted to tell Mr. Two-time Oscar winner Hanks, yes I understand Saving Private Ryan is pretty good, but my favorite two movies of yours are The Money Pit and Bachelor Party.

Hey, I’m a porno-dealing monster. What do I care what you think?

“Not sure what’s happening here, to be honest.”
I tried to figure out what’s going on and it looks like the woman asked the crowd “show me your green armbands.” They all might be wearing them, but I notice a few people who wore the green band on their left hand who then had their left hand up. Every hand up has a green…