I once read a book about someone who decided for his college science project would be to design an atomic bomb. He said he wasn’t particularity smart, but his design would work. This lead me to the opinion that the only thing keeping people from from having nuclear weapons is access to the very specialized materials…

As despicable as this may be, my first thought was, “is the taste pretty convincing?”

Weird, last night I had a hankering for some Coca Cola flavored hard candy, if it exists.

I’m surprised he didn’t say, “And when I become president, we will finally fight the crusade god demands and purge the world of the Islamic heresy.”

Watermelon Cocktail: one part strawberry schnapps, one part vodka, and two parts orange juice.

All Trump’s attacks on his foes only make sense if you imagine they are self criticism. I don’t believe Tillerson is “dumb as a rock,”but if you said it about Trump, you would be insulting rocks. 

I want him to try an sleep with Villanelle.

Completer effing liars who are now manufacturing out and out propaganda. And our idiot president is willing to spread it.

Actually there is a history of alzheimer’s in his family and the effects have been getting more pronounced as his stress levels increase.

Actual Trump Quote from June 2018: “I’m sort of just stayin’ up like a ship! Just keep going, bing bing.”
He’s also the first president who’s presidential library is going to have to have a beaded curtain for the door to the X rated material.

I think it’s its easy to tell this is complete BS. it would require an employee to interact with some sort of computer, I think I counted, six times during the making and delivery of the pizza for all the pizzas they make. It’s not like pizzas are made with bar codes or tracking chips in them.

I want two more stories about the Price Is Right.

Can someone now teach us how to make ramen or soba noodles?

Every heard the saying “Everything Trump touches dies?”

I have grown increasingly lactose intolerant over the years so the list goes on and on.
A specific example I remember from my childhood is I used to love my mother’s spaghetti with her hamburger tomato sauce, until for other reasons I got sick and threw up fairly intact looking spaghetti.

This was the answer to dirk gently’s question of what makes it stroganoff.

Put some barbecue sauce in it and turn it into a summer dish.

Most stroganoff recipes have sour cream in them.

Congrats! The stuff you tend to cover is intersting enough that I tend to ignore how it’s sort of a money making tie in.

Congrats! The stuff you tend to cover is intersting enough that I tend to ignore how it’s sort of a money making tie…

I discover this show three weeks ago and it’s my favorite new show of the past decade or more. Thanks to this show I’m obsessed with Villanelle wearing this poofy pink dress and wearing a girl Pig mask.