I think Trump’s skin color is completely natural. He’s just fading the longer he stays away from Hades. I really think he should go back.

I don’t keep track of football with the intensity many people do. Last night I watched Dances With Wolves Extended Version instead. Later when I saw the final score was  13-3 I thought, “whoopie, three field goals and a touchdown, sounds boring.”

Near, far, wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on Once more you open the door And you're here in my heart And my heart will go on and on.

Hey have you heard a national emergency has been scheduled in two weeks? Two bad hurricanes aren’t so considerate.

I don’t know when the Super Bowl starts, but Dances With Wolves is starting at 8PM with On Demand.

I used to want to watch the Super Bowl just to see the ads. But they’ve sucked the past few years. That goes double for the bands.

Makes perfect sense. Trump’s feet would burst into flames if they touched holy ground.

I guess this clears Donald “I love it” Trump Jr. completely!

I only saw Suicide Squad so I’m barely aware Affleck ever was Batman. I thought his appearance in SQ was just a teaser for later movies. Anyway, was he more of a major character in the other two movies?

At first when the pundits started talking about the presidential election the day after the midterms I was furious, since the Democratic congress hadn’t had a chance to do a damn thing yet, except maybe to scare Trump. Lately I’ve started reframing it as selecting the person to replace Trump or more likely President…

I want to make hash that tastes like the stuff in the can. Hash seems to be the process of frying all your leftovers up in a pan. I want it to taste like Hormel.

Sarah Sanders has only two jobs; lie and deny.

You mean doing things like when Trump tells complains about the Clintons like he’s standing on the high ground of marital fidelity and moral living?

Not only didn’t Sarah Palin become vice president and tank McCain’s chances, don’t forget the part where she resigned as Governor of Alaska after something like two years because people were being mean to her.

Or trying to kill us all.

You know what people working in the White House call Fox News? The Minor League.

Be kinder to Trump. The reason he doesn’t (or can’t) read security briefs is because he has nothing in his head to store information in.

I bet he can’t even name the presidents on money.

I’m still amazed and horrified that this horrible creature has the unmitigated gall to bring up another man’s infidelity. “Mr. President, has becoming the most well know celebrity on the planet allowed you to grab more women by the <bleep>?”