It is one of England’s truly great words!

Thank you to all of my great supporters, really big progress being made. Other countries wanting to fix crazy trade deals. Economy is ROARING. Supreme Court pick getting GREAT REVIEWS. New Poll says Trump, at over 90%, is the most popular Republican in history of the Party. Wow!

Is there an opposite version of the Everything is Awesome song from the Lego Movie? Everything is awful! Everything’s not cool when you’re part of this team! Yeah, I could listen to that right now, and on a loop.

Oh please. Even if you used single concept sentences with words of one syllable or less he wouldn’t give a toss!!

BUT HE’S HELPIIIIIING

Maybe MI5 can take him out before he gets near the Queen.  That thing on his head might be a bomb, or a drunken ferret. 

A lie, you say?

Sarah Palin says that Sacha Baron Cohen of Borat! and Brüno fame tricked her and her daughter, Piper, into an interview for his upcoming Showtime series.

There’s also this, if you didn’t hear.

Trump did his usual brand of diplomacy before jetting off to Europe. He lavished praise on former UK Foreign Secretary and excruciating international embarrassment, Boris Johnson.

Has anyone tried explaining to this cockwomble that in its entire history, NATO has only ever had to defend one country?

I feel like we are all potential gods; or as I like to call them, multidimensional spirits. Good and evil and everything in between, we are all gods, and always have been. We’ve been fighting the same old fight for eternity, and we’ll be fighting the same old fight as Machines for eternity. But, we can’t do it without…

I like your screen name and am so sorry you perished in that horrific fake tragedy. 

Ja, OK, Donald - send me a bill. I’ll have it taken care of right away. (Eyeroll)

I have confidence that Kim Jong Un will honor the contract we signed &, even more importantly, our handshake.

If President Dipshit wants our trade deficit more “fair” maybe he should tell the country to save more and spend less. You know, because a big part of said deficits are because the US consumes more than it’s trading partners.

Picking needless fights with our allies while giving reach-arounds to our enemies. Just another day in Trumpland. 

How is Trump that untouchable? Any normal person who doesn’t get paid after 10 hours overtime pay would quit. This man worked 3000+ hours of overtime. How the hell did Trump manage to get him to do that?! Every corrupt thing he does, he keeps getting away with it.

This is just the first step towards other dystopian game shows like Wheel of Food Stamps, Bowling for Chemo and Who Wants to Get a Kidney Transplant? It’ll be The Running Man before you know it.