Fuck off.

Yep, its like being charged to see a fan edit made by conservative christians....

I’m surprised by the enthusiasm here at this obvious money-grab sell-out remake.

he needs to do a count like he did in the first movie, then say fuck when he gets mad that he can’t say it again then say fuck again when he says fuck the second time

“It’s like if the Beatles were produced by Nickleback...”

That Marvel/Fox burn was Savage.

Alex. You lose one hour *once* Just once. And everyone born after spring 2019 will NEVER lose it again. And fuck, it won’t be dark when you go home after 5 pm there come the deepest middle of winter. Isn’t that worth one last hour of your life? To not have that flip-flop is worth it, in spades.

Fortnite finally got too big for them to ignore.

They caved. It was always a question of when not if.

“If Nintendo can do it, Sony can too”

Agreed. The idea that the chef “knows better” than me burns my hide. When I say well done, I know what I’m asking for. If that upsets the chef’s steak sensibilities, too damn bad. I’m not someone who will expect free food if my steak isn’t perfect, as suggested (I’m looking at you ryuthrowsstuff), but if I order well …

Oh, for dog’s sake. If somebody enjoys a well-done steak, just let them enjoy their well done steak. How exactly are they harming you? I swear, steak fanatics are worse than vegans when it comes to food snobbery.

Welcome back, Fahey. I’m absolutely certain my usual bloviations wouldn’t do what I want to say justice, so I’ll just say this:

You’ve been missed, sincerely, the entire time you’ve been away, and this community did not feel whole without you. You’re a goddamned boss for clawing your way back from what you suffered,…

Mark Hamill is the only celebrity that doesn't scare me. 

Here’s a spoiler for Episode 9. Half of the fans will love it. Half of the fans will say it’s the worst thing ever and JJ Abrams ruined their childhood. And we’ll all argue about it online forever.

Bring out your dead!

Perhaps it’s not time to start the funeral tolls yet

Melania is practically unrecognizable here. And the star is like an award that you have to pay for. Which doesn’t make it much of an award.