Fuck off.

Fortnite finally got too big for them to ignore.

They caved. It was always a question of when not if.

“If Nintendo can do it, Sony can too”

Agreed. The idea that the chef “knows better” than me burns my hide. When I say well done, I know what I’m asking for. If that upsets the chef’s steak sensibilities, too damn bad. I’m not someone who will expect free food if my steak isn’t perfect, as suggested (I’m looking at you ryuthrowsstuff), but if I order well …

Oh, for dog’s sake. If somebody enjoys a well-done steak, just let them enjoy their well done steak. How exactly are they harming you? I swear, steak fanatics are worse than vegans when it comes to food snobbery.

Welcome back, Fahey. I’m absolutely certain my usual bloviations wouldn’t do what I want to say justice, so I’ll just say this:

You’ve been missed, sincerely, the entire time you’ve been away, and this community did not feel whole without you. You’re a goddamned boss for clawing your way back from what you suffered,…

Mark Hamill is the only celebrity that doesn't scare me. 

Melania is practically unrecognizable here. And the star is like an award that you have to pay for. Which doesn’t make it much of an award.

That is a more modern thing, within the past 25 years or so. Video games used to put all their story in manuals and left it out of the game, mostly for storage reasons.

pepperidge farm has the download code for the website that has the memories.

I’d like to laugh but this is depressingly believable.

The Russians are having themselves some fun. What better than all that Trump backslapping and an offer to come to the White House.... and then, demur. “Thanks for the invite but I don’t know whether we feel like sleeping in the Lincoln bedroom or not. Will let you know.”

Step 1: Visit Putin to finalize evil plan

And to think he had to stop blowing Putin for long enough to write that.

Remember folks, Trump bypassed Congress when he put up those tariffs, something he shouldn’t have been able to do, but was able to do because of an old law from 1962 that said the president could put tariffs on countries that the president considered a risk to national security. Today, Trump publicly admitted he was…

I’m very concerned that Russia will be fighting very hard to have an impact on the upcoming Election. Based on the fact that no President has been tougher on Russia than me, they will be pushing very hard for the Democrats. They definitely don’t want Trump!

As far as the remarks of Jeff Sessions go, I would like to believe he can feel the walls closing in about to crush the Trump administration, so he is trying to revisit the warm fuzzy memories of the campaign days. Honestly, I haven’t seen the word “snowflake” used recently since most of the Russian trolls stopped…

Maybe we could perform a choreographed song and dance at the high school talent show and win the necessary $1.85 million in the form of an oversized check to save the house at the very last minute