The really scary part is Bill Shine’s resume and history make him a PERFECT fit for this particular White House.

WHAT? A sex offender defending another sex offender’s apologist/wingman? Why, that’s just unbelievable. 

Get right behind me! I’m all in. With the way this world is going, Trump will be the only one to survive it, will contract the Elder Gods to build him his new Trump Tower, then stiff them on payment so they leave our Earthly plane in disgust. Don gets to live alone with the person he loves most: himself.

He does know one thing and that’s how to kiss Trump’s ass. Well, that and screwing over 98% of Americans.

Elder Gods that are so powerful and alien that a mere glimpse of one would drive a person insane... Do I take a number or just get in line behind you? 

Yeah, I gotta be honest. I would be more shocked if he denounced him. He pretty much only exists to defend horrible shit. I look forward to the day the Great Old Ones come back and he publicly defends Cthulhu. 

Donald Trump went into Pitt and cried about how “poorly” Joe Paterno’s statue was treated, so I’m not surprised that he’s defending this asshole. 

No, no — because Jordan said so. Just like how Putin said he didn’t meddle, so it didn’t happen.

Wow, it would be so easy for him to just stay out of the whole thing, but nope! He just has to weigh in, and in the stupidest way possible. “I just don’t believe the wrestlers, based on no reason whatsoever!”

Scott Pruitt’s resignation letter, eh...

I believe Pruitt wrote it. Remember how during Cabinet meetings Trump makes his people go around in a circle to praise him and tell him how blessed they are to be his servants?

Trump will never understand that Sessions is not his personal attorney. I don’t even think people bother to correct him any more.

Speaking of Straight Out of Central Casting, does Bill Shine use the same tanning salon that Donald Trump does?

Looking forward to it.

We do get the fly the Trump blimp next week though!

Are they renting that thing out when Trump’s trip is over? Because I feel like someone should follow him around with it. 

Here is the immoral pig defining hypocrisy:

On Trump just so you know this will be flying when he visits London next week.

UK Update: