BECAUSE HE HAS THE MATURITY OF AN 11 YEAR OLD!!!

Former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort faces a new charges of witness tampering and obstructing justice, along with his former associate, Russian citizen Konstantin Kilimnik. In the indictment, Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s team alleges that Manafort, who is under house arrest, and Kilimnik attempted to…

Pruitt is just The Worst.

We at Code 45* are embarrassed to report that the Doug Ford debacle up here has resulted in our entire team being a bit....umm... “under the weather” today. Every one of them is either toxically hungover, still drunk, or just plain catatonic from the shock. They tried - they really tried - to make some kind of sense…

UK Update:

Him getting pantsed, spanked and put in the corner is going to be glorious.

A week or so ago someone made the suggestion that countries should not hit us back with tariffs but hit trump’s businesses back with tariffs. Mainly because he won’t care if americans get hurt by tariffs but he will care if his income suffers. Basically sanction trump like all the other russian oligarchs.

And in other news (which would be headline worthy stuff under normal circumstances), Trump is refusing to defend the ACA as a means of destroying it completely.

Oh this wonderful universe, where a pornstar with no criminal record is considered less trustworthy than a man who paid to have sex with a pornstar 5 months after his child was born, told countless lies about it, and whose lawyer is looking at an indictment over the whole thing. Fun Fact!!!!!!!!!!!!…

I’m just crossing my fingers that when we finally kick his dumb ass out (🤞🤞🤞🤞) that our allies will be like “ok, guys, that was crazy. Let’s not do that again. Have you learned your less in? Ok, bring it in!” I know that is never going to happen but a girl can hope.

Please... .... someone show Giuliani the photos of Melanie when she did porn.

Our Drump-in-Chief needs to be careful throwing around these pardons before he screws himself. Once someone is pardoned, the they try to plead the 5th, they can’t. They have to testify and if they don’t they open themselves up to new charges (obstruction) and if they lie it’s perjury. So unless they want to be back to…

It’s completely possible it actually is a 7th grader tweeting for him, depending on if Barron wanted a summer job.

Is it me or do all of today’s tweets read like a petulant and over-dramatic 7th grader?

Trudeau has stopped playing nice, premiers have stopped playing nice, the Canadian government has stopped playing nice. Before, we’d make indirect jabs at 45. Never call him out by name, never say what the US was doing was misguided or wrong. Just that we think differently. Trump tries to ban Muslims, Trudeau says…

MSNBC host: Trump is complaining that he can’t watch porn at the White House http://hill.cm/4mv2Bqt pic.twitter.com/l1M6ZpU64C

‘Republican Senator Lindsey Graham has come to Stormy Daniels’ defense’

Fuck Lindsey Graham and his bullshit non-defense. This is the “Sorry if you were offended” of distancing the GOP from Mayor Mc9/11’s supremely misogynistic bile. He couldn’t even muster so much as an earnest promotion for Daniels’ own agency; instead he more or less said that Rudy shouldn’t have been so aggressive…