Its actually kind of sad - she only ever looks happy around kids.

Sorry Poo. I’m sure your Uncle was an amazing person.

Please do! I hope to hear people yelling it on buses by the end of the week.

Rends garment

Hooooooly crap!! He’s using the War of 1812 as the “national security” reason against us. That’s so damned hilarious!

In recognition of the “lying husband” referred to in the Barf Bag headline, today’s Code 45* takes us back to the familiar theme of lies, lies, and more lies. Untruths, both small and large, both subtle and flagrant, appear to be the new coin of the American realm these days. The tally of the falsehoods spewing from…

What makes it odd is that the White House is basically a giant hamster cage. If someone goes missing of course people are going to ask hey...where’s the effing hamster?

Is Comedy Central also going to supervise Jim Jefferies to make sure he doesn’t call multiple people cunts on every single weekly episode?

FWIW- Maggie Haberman, the Trump Whisperer, tweeted that it’s a typical Trump move to tweet something like this as a way to get ahead of a big story. As if he starts calling this Fake News from the get-go, whatever awful story comes out will be immediately seen as “Fake News” by his faithful followers.

oh i dunno, that vid of her next to Obama at the funeral had her looking a bit merry ... as do other pics when she knows the Donald is not in the vicinity trying to grab her hands

I think what we are all missing here is what a great word feckless is.

Trump exposed her in his tweets because he’s an idiot; she went in to get “refreshed”. And I think she looks fab!

I’m ok with this.

I would say something along the lines of “TBS has no balls” but then I remembered they prove that by playing Big Bang Theory over. and over. and over.

Literally the only reason I ever care about TBS is the MLB playoffs (which I hate their coverage of), New American Dad (That they can’t schedule regularly), and Sam Bee…

I do think this whole ‘Missing Melania’ narrative makes the left look petty and desperate for a scandal. It’s dumb. Sure, we all want to know the details of the surgery and the time since (on top of all the regular palace intrigue surrounding this trash family) but, it’s just juvenile at this point.

Melania has never done anything in her life that could be described as “merry.” Her first instance of walking merrily will be when she follows Bone Spur’s casket to his gravesite, at which point she will be eff-ing giddy.

My gut feeling has been that she probably just needed a fucking break. I read somewhere that she’s pretty introverted and isn’t a huge fan of having the spotlight on her and to me it checks out, she seems to do the bare minimum of public appearances and I can see how this dramatic change in lifestyle (and having…

I mean, photo credit is RIGHT below the image...

Her show tonight is going to be crucial. Yes, she’ll have to apologize for using the c-word. BUT....I hope she spends the rest of the episode pointing out in excruciating detail, with filmed evidence, why Ivanka Trump is a feckless, complicit, oblivious, incompetent grifter. Instead of scaring the delicate…