What goes through Trump’s mind whenever he does anything

Ugh...vague flailing motions with tiny hands and raspy grunting moans of “Ivanka”....if you’ll excuse me now I need to go chug bleach.

JESUS CHRIST THAT FUCKING LETTER.

I think Trump should be exiled. He is not a good citizen of our nation and, IMHO, has lost the privilege to call the USA his home.

I’m distraught that Trump’s effing lawyer was in these bullshit classified meetings. WHAT THE FUCK is it gonna take to get this vile, imbecile out of office and locked up in Max security?????? He seems untouchable. He could shit on a plate and the republicans would fight for the largest portion. He could publicly rape…

Let’s not forget about Pence, who blabbered so stupidly about Libya that North Korea had a great excuse to run in the opposite direction. Not that I ever believed that the ‘top’ summit would ever happen, but Pence made it so much easier. And purlease, our weapons are so ‘massive’ - as if we needed more proof that…

Only three words eligible for the Code 45* today, and the Twitter output of late indicates that El Tortuga Llameante continues to busy himself with trying to subvert and derail this whole Russia investigation thing. But he knows, deep down, that it’s not going away – it has a life of its own now. In fact, the more he…

[crickets chirping]

Every night I pray for donald j trump to have a stroke.

No chaps, no sell.

...and checkmate

Between Rudy “I’m lawyering here!”Guliani’s latest word salad saying collusion wouldn’t really be illegal any way and this story I read last night-

He never wanted to have sex with James Shaw.

Fear mongering always wins Republican votes.

The true believers think he has done everything he promised. And we need to just give him a chance. Go figure.

So, it looks like “MS-13!!!11!!!1!one!!11!” is going to be the GOP’s campaign pitch this fall?