I actually like the commemorative coin for no other reason that it proves this timeline is too absurd to be real.

Given his “amazing” deal-making skills, I think it’s more likely that a summit would result in the U.S. becoming a protectorate of North Korea.

Seeing the fury on display in Hawaii, the Earth could certainly be putting a little more effort into this.

We all new NK was playing him like a broken kazoo. I just figured they’d wait til he got there to humiliate the bejaysus out of him. I think Kim Jong got too excited and popped off a little early.

British officials have recognised he is a serious golfer and will need an expert opponent to keep him entertained.

I was going to say there is no way in hell he could manage to get anywhere NEAR the seat in a Cup car. No door. Jungle gym like roll cage. Honestly, it would give even able bodied people trouble

So who’s getting nuked that day, so AF1 has to head straight home and he has to miss seeing what a million people turning out to see him really looks like?

Watching him stubbornly try to squeeze his fat lazy ass through that window (and do it gracefully) might have almost made this shitshow timeline worth it. Alas, here we are.

I hope the good folks who weren’t fond of his golf development kept their signs.

There’s plenty of common ground: they’re both obese, they both had fathers who left them everything, they’re both man-babies.

A religious person would say that’s a sign, but all the religious people support Trump and seem to be ignorant of how angry their God is.

The earth is literally trying to purge him.

The historic and rather horrifying diplomatic summit between Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un that was slated to take place on June 12—you know, the one they made a coin for—has been tentatively, ah, pushed back.

“It was my honor to welcome @NASCAR Cup Series Champion @MartinTruex_Jr and his team to the @WhiteHouse yesterday!”

Meanwhile the government of the banana republic that is too cold for bananas has reached new depths of buttock-clenchingly sycophancy towards the tangerine toddler:

I totally forgot about two scoops’ other shithole! Man, those things just follow him all over the place.

It’s been exactly a one year and the Earth is trying to swallow Donald Trump again. Didn’t happen yet but it’s only 7 pm...

Yeah, and whether you’re Pro-Palestine or Pro-Israel can we all just agree that Jared Kushner is a piece of shit.

Between the WH Lawn Shithole and Kushner being torn apart in the reunion notes, today has been fucking great for my funny bone.

With all the privileged millionaires and billionaires that he’s stacking his Cabinet with, who know squat about politics, democracy, diplomacy or humanity, they are sitting ducks for any shady character from any country that wants to take advantage of them...and our country.