So do we get to hear what happened with your Zuck photo, or...?

I miss the good old days when it was the President who peed on people.

Look man I think Summer Glau’s pretty too but that doesn’t make her show better than T2.

I think you just saved humanity because Skynet can’t process such an incorrect opinion.

I liked a lot of things in Genisys, too. I would’ve liked to see Cameron follow up on that, but I guess his ego won out.

I know I should really try to enjoy his pettier Twitter tantrums, but I just find them so goddamn annoying instead. We’ve had a fair share of idiots, buffoons, philanderers and outright scoundrels occupy the White House, but never has it been ALL of those compressed into one loathsome meat sack.

I just watched Genisys the other day - I kind of liked a lot of what it did and tried to do [ducks]

UK Update:

When I worked at a university in Southern California, I had to talk a young midwestern girl out of calling the authorities because a mountain lion was on the campus. Because it was a bobcat, roughly twice the size of a house cat. But hey. Both cats, understandable.

I’m so pissed at that girl who rolled up the window on the giraffe’s FACE. I hope the animal’s eyes are okay.

Women drivers.....

Rolling a window up on a giraffe’s fucking face? You incredibly, unbelievably fucking stupid person.