Somebody finally explained/realized that Sean was referring to himself as Weinstein Jr. on his website header, and it’s been changed:

The big difference for me is that between 2003 and 2018, Jimmy Kimmel matured and improved his behavior.

Meanwhile, between 2003 and 2018, Sean Hannity only grew ever more deplorable.

In short, nobody wins here.

I have issues with Kimmel thanks to my annoyed memories of that garbage The Man Show, which was on tv when I was a teenage girl. However, at least he’s not actually evil like Hannity.

Self owns, for sure.

Of all the photos taken during the shoot, this is the one deemed masthead-worthy?

Just a reminder that Hannity exploited the murder of a young DNC staffer with conspiracy theories that targeted his grieving family. That is far more gross than any 20 year old juvenile Man Show antics.

“You know what I think is disrespectful to the First Lady? Cheating on her with a porn star after she has a baby.”

Hannity looks like the enforcer for a prohibition-era Irish mob who ends up getting whacked by his own boss for being too much of a volatile fuck-up.

Being a treasonous coward is bad enough but Hannity ups the ante by being dumber than a bag of hammers to boot.

I feel like I finally need to anonymously get this off my chest because it’s been eating away at me for months... despite being a morally repugnant sack of sentient, putrid smegma, I find myself incredibly attracted to Sean Hannity. I go now to the wilderness to die in shame.

That’s Challenger. He’s twenty-nine years old, and was the first bald eagle to be trained to fly around sporting events. So if you see/have seen an eagle at a game, chances are it was him. I say let him do as he pleases.

“Okay, Deadspin, we’ve had a problem here.”

Trump’s futile attempts to train eagles to attack our “trade enemies” fails miserably...

He’s Canadian? Fuck! We were this close to getting a new president folks, this freaking close. The commercials would have wrote themselves.

+1 Neil Armstrong

That’s nuts - the exact same thing happened to some doof on the airport tarmac earlier today: