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I did too. Then I grew up and became Canadian. Now I pretty much never stop telling all of my American friends & relatives how much better things are here.

I haven’t been able to listen to his voice since after the debates. I didn’t want to hear it then either but wanted to watch how badly he would lose against Hillary. I have to turn the channel when he’s on and then go back and read the transcripts and even then I mutter what a fucking idiot the whole time I read them.…

Our Amazon web service went down for a split second today at work. Everything went down. IT guy freaked out but just as soon as it went down it was back up. IT guy said “Goddamn Trump and his asshole tweets. This is Bezos saying we can take you ALL down with the press of a button. Stop fucking with me or I’ll show you…

This may not be relevant to many people but I just have to say it. Alberta, the Texas of Canada, is putting together legislation to keep protesters away from clinics that perform abortions. I’m so proud that we’re moving forward, even if we have a lot of ignorant people still here. My favorite quote from an article I…

Possibly election, possibly Tiffany seeing a way to mooch money off him because he’s a moron.

Illegal immigration is at its lowest point since 1972. The majority of illegal drugs enter through our ports, not across the border. Let’s not let facts get in the way of a little xenophobic hatred.

Awww. When I grow up, I want to be Canadian.

“Our Border Laws are very weak while those of Mexico & Canada are very strong.”

yeah, W screwed the USPS big time thinking he could force them out of business for his big donor buddy @ FedEx...i think this is lil’ donnie trying to take up the case in his own style.

Y’all, I cannot fuck with the fucking voice of that man anymore. A clip comes on CNN, and I start yelling, “D———, I cannot WITH THAT FUCKER.” I may keep yelling until he changes the channel.

The divorce fairy has landed once again, my friends.

When you’re already $500 Billion DOWN, you can’t lose!

I think as soon as her parents divorced her dad pretty much did not want anything to do with her. Marla took her to the west coast and Trump had no interest in her. I’m kind of wondering if the only reason they “reconnected” at all was for the election.

Trump’s daughters are uncomfortable around him? Can’t imagine why.

2a. One of the Duggars— preferably one who comes out and is living his/her best life far away from their unique brand of crazy.

Kids I want to write tell-all books:

I will withhold my warm feelings for Tiffany until she releases a tell-all book that results in huge financial losses and/or jail time for Donald, Junior, Jared, and that creepshow Eric.