So youre saying he wants them to stand around all day waiting for orders, only to be told at 1630 they need to field day the barracks before anybody can go on liberty? And then tomorrow there will be PT at 0500, then a personnel inspection in charlies (youd better goddam not show up in my formation with your hair…

Border patrol?

“FAKE NEWS Media strikes again! I wasn’t at the border, I was eating at On the Border! STOP THE LIES!!!”

OK, but muster your troops on the Quebec border for those specific problems.

My favorite bit from today’s press conference was him saying “nobody’s been tougher on Russia than I have. Everyone agrees when they think about it.” it’s the qualifier there, the part about it how it’s only true if you think about it, that makes it so special

Now just what in the blue hell should the USPS be besides a delivery boy?

I have two young children and I’ve seen less petulance from them, combined, in one year than the current President displays daily.

Episode 437: the Bourne Meltdown.

I read that and was “What the hell? Look here you prolapsed orange anus, projection is not a good look for you.”

How, DJT, do you “do” a “thing” — let alone “militarily”?

His every statement tells on himself.

Unprotected sex with a porn star...perhaps we can dub him “Itchin’ Don” or “Oozin’ Don” or “Leakin’ Don”.

He is so tone deaf that he doesn’t even see the irony of “Cheatin’ Obama” while Stormy Daniels is still a story? I can’t even with this motherfucker.

Does Rump not realize that...

Does Rump not realize that FNN maps very well onto Fox News Network? Every time he uses FNN to mean Fake News Network, I’m like, yup. Fox = Fake.

Dotardo is just wildly feebing again. Way too much teevee over the weekend has him all riled up and full of gas and that gas has to escape somehow, in his case via his puckered anus-like mouth. It’s best to just ignore his flatulent waddling, it’s nothing more than nonsense designed to rile up his illiterate…

I am genuinely curious how our military feels about the continuous militarization of our border.

man, if the military ever does get deployed to the border I really look forward him tweeting stuff like “WEAK military won’t shoot to kill at border. Insists on arresting ILLEGALS! Will replace soon. SAD!”

this time by suggesting that the military stalk the U.S. border to catch undocumented immigrants

Seems he’s again trying to do what he did last year.