According to something I saw on Twitter today, the WSJ got a leaked copy of his physical and it showed he was actually 289 lbs.

This is a pretty neat bit of engineering, but, the doors don’t even close. They’d get knocked off in traffic.

Yes, it’s for real, and yes, he did use a golf cart.

Purely for comparison purposes:

The term “Candyman” is from a song by Sammy Davis, Jr. it was an allegorical song about recreational drug use.

I see a gigantic lawsuit in the state of Tennessee’s future.

I believe that’s the Army’s Fife & Drum Corps, which commonly performs in Colonial regalia.

Considering all the kissing, hand-holding and grooming rituals, I suspect he’s jockeying for a menage-et-tois.

Calling him “Donald” is an insult to all other people named “Donald.” Use “Donny-two-scoops” (or “DtS”) instead. 😁

Hey, I can forgive him drinking on the job in this case — he had to see the Orange Orangutan naked after all. If that doesn’t drive one to drink, I don’t know what will.

She also pointed to her friends in the LGBTQ community as evidence she’s not homophobic.

Mike, here’s hoping the Caretaker tosses you an Extra Life coin and you get better real soon! This place ain’t the same without you!

As someone with teaching credentials attached to my degree, I can attest to the fact that every sense you engage in the learning process increases your retention by an order of magnitude.

He had a thing for young ladies, even back then, as I recall. Rather tabloidian, in fact.

Oh yeah, it was common knowledge in NYC growing up. You’d always see him pictured with pretty young women a la the Orange Orangutan, grinning like a cheshire cat. It’s when I first began to dislike both of them.

We need to get the militant wing of Greenpeace on this, stat!

How is it no one remember Stan Lee being a known womanizer in his younger years? Growing up in NYC, this was a common bit of information and quite often talked about in the comic book stores.