I am tempted to make a comment relating "cheese" and "straining" but this is a classy blog, and we need to keep it that way.

Did somebody taser that woman? Repeatedly?

What's funny is that no-one was staring - they were all pretty much ignoring her. Which... smells fake?

So in other words, by boring it into submission.

Aw, man, now I've got "Sink the Bismarck" going through my head, thanks a lot.

Sorry, no sharks, no deal.

Well, these would totally get me out of the habit of snacking on golf balls. #kosher

It took several years and over a thousand hours of exposure time...

Pen? Paper? What are these that you speak of?

More like Sacre Merde!

Oh, for heaven's sake.

That's it! A surface for kneading dough! And need dough you will, to afford it!

Mainly because you'd need to also carry around a Honda generator to keep the thing powered for more than about five minutes. And the strength of Lou Ferigno (in his prime) to schlep it all with you.

Put the combination there too, just out of courtesy, you know.

Oh, those hilarious state governments! What will they think of next? Oh, ho ho ho ho....

Nah, Ohio - We just take away the collective bargaining, binding arbitration, and strike capability from teachers, police, and fire-fighters. But it's not union busting, oh, no.

Next time?!?!?

My mind went to "It's the bike that made the Kestrel Run in less than twelve parsecs."

A thinner and lighter iPad? Wow, I don't think our fingers would be too happy with that.

Ah, but this, my friend, this was pure bike porn!