I’m shivering with An-ti-ci... pation!

Just left a message for Jason Lewis. (MN). I finally resorted to somewhat flattery and said, “Surely, you’re smarter than to vote for a bill with a 17% approval rating?” (Probably not, but men like that need to be coddled like the widdle babies they are).

Her?

“Dear Memoir:

Kelllyanne, tragically, became a double amputee following the Bowling Green Massacre.

Milo’s a knockout!

“...I would be more than happy to pen your obituary as well.”

Clearly he feels the pay is worth it or he wouldn’t be doing this.

Ha ha, any time I follow a link to the Daily Mail, I find myself sticking around for that loooooong, glorious, empty headed right nav bar of headlines!

Dear Trump Family~

Since River’s Edge!

The Point Break/Speed years *in particular* were...

Yes! 10/10 Would hug naked.

TWINS

That’s definitely the wallpaper on Paul Ryan’s phone irl.

I’m thinking a crown made of these flexible neck booklights

I’ve got The Very Hungry Caterpillar down! Save me a place in the post-apocalyptic future.

Hoard metal. - a tip I learned from reading about the Russia family who escaped the revolution.

Get on it, we’re gonna need something to put on all the memorial statues after it’s all over.